sleepy skidmark 

A method of revenge on an enemy in which the perpetrator removes the victim's pillowcase, turns it inside out, and proceeds to clean out his skid marks and dingleberries on said persons pillowcase. the pillowcase is then turned right side out, the pillow is carfully placed inside the pillowcase, and the skid goes "brown down" on the bed.

Chad came to Team Hancock's party wearing a No Fear T-Shirt, so Whit had no choice but to wipe-out a sleepy skidmark.

sleepy skidmark by Team Hancock December 26, 2005

Sleepy John 

a penis with Erectile dysfunction

Eric Mott has a sleepy john and he cries about it.

Sleepy John by Ugly pants April 12, 2011

sleepy hard 

When one gets tired and pops a raging boner

I felt good cause i had finally stopped my masturbation addiction i was getting sleepy and i popped a sleepy hard and had to rub it off.

sleepy hard by ilovefauceting July 26, 2016

sleepy queef 

A vaginal explosion of gas a naturally recurring state of mind characterized by altered consciousness

While my girlfriend was napping on the couch I heard the unmistakable, muffled sound of her love box expelling air/gas... It was the elusive sleepy queef

sleepy queef by Sleepyqueefin1 July 20, 2016

Sleepy Henry 

The act of receiving a handjob from your homies while you’re sleeping.

Yo I think Matt gave me a Sleepy Henry last night.

You guys aren’t down for a sleepy Henry though.

Wish my homies would give me a Sleepy Henry tonight :/

Sleepy Henry by Magnus Yeeter May 24, 2019

sleepy winkers 

Goopy or dry Rheum or eye buggers that collect in the corners of eyes when the Sandman visits.

Wipe those sleepy winkers from your eyes.

sleepy winkers by tittitkitkit August 20, 2011

Sleepy Boner 

when a man is tired, bored, normally in the morning at his desk, while riding in the car, train or the bus, where he gets so relaxed that he pops a gigantic stiffy that he needs to hide and attempt to get rid of before he needs to stand up.

cures for sleepy boners include thinking about old people, saggy beef curtains, and imagining the sickest person you can think of naked.

When my train stop came up, I had to carry my messenger bag in the front because I could not get rid of my sleepy boner in time. I hope no one runs into it.

Sleepy Boner by Mattman18 July 20, 2010