Simping Cost 

When you go all out to impress a girl/boy and do whatever it takes to get her/his attention, even if it means sacrificing your time, energy, and money. But in the end, it often leaves you feeling emotionally drained and broke financially

John keeps going out with a girl to win her over but Sarah is never interested. This leaves John broke and broken-hearted each time. The simping cost was high, wasting his money and happiness on someone who didn't appreciate it.

Simping Cost by kenial2023 June 15, 2023

simping yourself

When you act like a simp and don’t realize it until the act of simping is finished

“Hey michael you were really simping yourself after giving that girl from discoed $200”

“Shit you’re right I’m a damn simp. Fuck”

simping yourself by Fetty Waped Me November 23, 2019

Simping hair

When person's hair makes them a simp magnet. As a trendsetter is considered Stray Kids' Hyunjin.

Simp: "OMG! Have you seen Hyunjin's blond hair? He's just so hot with them!"
Anti-simp police: "This right here is a classic case of simping hair."

Simping hair by idedicatemyentirelifetoJesus August 30, 2021

simping over 2d characters 

the phase wherein you simp over fictional characters

alexa is simping over 2d characters that doesnt know she exists

simping over 2d characters by joanna !! March 21, 2021

Simping Bimping 

Someone who is simping bimping is basically simping but on a whole entire level, they would lie, and so anything out of their way to please the person of interest, usually they would also be referred as zaweer

Hey! I heard the zaweer is simping bimping again!

Simping Bimping by Mr albert February 10, 2022

simping & blues

A type of music generally sung from an African-American male point of view, generally falling in the R&B genre (but can include some blue-eyed soul as well), whose subject matter focuses on one or more of the following themes: 1) How wonderful life IS to have a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman), 2) How wonderful life WAS when one had a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 3) How horrible life IS NOW that one does not have a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 4) How horrible life WAS UNTIL one found a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 5) How horrible life WILL BE if or when one loses a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), or 6) How one will do anything it takes to keep a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman!). Popular R&B songs from the 1960’s through the 1990’s epitomize this (Such as songs from The Temptations, Barry White, Luther Vandross, and New Edition).

“Son, don’t put women on a pedestal. All that simping & blues music has you mighty confused as to how to act with them.” (OR) “Women expect too much from men these days because their expectations are set by all that simping & blues music.”

simping & blues by DJ Dash September 12, 2021

Simping Standards 

When you don't have a crush on someone because of one or many factors.

"I don't think he's attractive. He went to mall jail. Sorry, I have simping standards."

Simping Standards by gnr1986 January 10, 2022