spam purse embargo

A ban on female reproductive organs; sanctions against sex with women; a period of deliberate sexual inactivity.

Also, a great name for a band, because most people would have no fucking idea what it means.

"Helluv bitches were bummed when the Spam Purse Embargo went into effect. It means until the Embargo expires, they get no luv from me."

spam purse embargo by Danny Delinquent March 31, 2004

Sunday Purse

Noun. A female's vagina. "Sunday" because it is a female's best purse; her special purse.

"She contracted gonorrhea and had green stuff all up in her Sunday Purse".

Sunday Purse by Jockeygrrl March 27, 2010

Silver Purse 

Someone who is "tight with money" or a "cautious spender". He/she doesn't part with their money easily. This person (usually a female) may spend money on a quality item that is viewed to be worth the price. The term Silver Purse is thought to be English or Scottish origin.

There's no way she'll buy us a round of drinks, she has the silver purse.

Silver Purse by The Missing Urban Legend December 27, 2011

Holding someones purse 

making fun of someone not manning up. (see manning up)

Do you want me to hold your purse?

Holding someones purse by That Guy February 21, 2004

spam purse 

Endearing slang for the female reproductive organ - vagina. Also known as 'quim', 'minge', 'axewound', 'spaz hole' and 'cunny

I could see right in her spam purse

spam purse by Dr Hilary Wilson January 14, 2004

spam purse 

vagina, also known as vag, slit, gash, lovegash, hole, fuck socket etc

Walking down the street you're the centre of my universe.
You've got the world in your pocket, my manhood locked in your (spam)purse

spam purse by jamfsob August 12, 2003

Snack Purse 

Great tasting pussy. Lips opening up to a sweet and delicious snack!

"She had the best snack purse."
"Yo bitch, let me try your sweet snack purse."

Snack Purse by kbomb87 May 26, 2014