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Divine prod

A person who uses a Divine Spirit shield's advantage that annoys other players versing someone wielding one because there nubs who cant hit on them.

The Divine spirit shield was released on 15 September 2008 along with Summer's end. It is currently the most expensive shield in the game. It requires 75 Defence and 75 Prayer to wield. The shield is made by attaching a Divine sigil to a Blessed spirit shield. To do this, players need 90 Prayer and 85 Smithing.

The Knowledge Base states that the Divine spirit shield comes with a special bonus, "30% - or as much as if possible if 30% is more than your current amount of Prayer points - of any damage you take is removed. Half of this 30% is deducted from your Prayer instead, while the other half is ignored completely."
For example, if a foe using Dharok's armour and other damage-boosting methods/equipment would normally hit a 600 on a person wearing this shield, the damage would be reduced to 600 - 0.7=420, and 1/2(60-42)=9 points would be deducted from this person's prayer. The damage reduced by this shield is therefore limited to 2 times one's current Prayer points, e.g. a player with 3 Prayer points can have 60 life points reduced from any attack.
just died to a fucking divine prod, what a def nub

GDKP Prod 

A term used to describe a player in World of Warcraft Classic who partakes in either being carried or boosting other players in a gold transaction run called a GDKP.

Prod is short for product, a product of gdkp.

GDKP prods are looked down upon as unskilled players with gear and rewards that don't mean much of anything.

World of Warcraft Classic is the recreation of the original release of World of Warcraft in 2019.
1: Wow that rogue must be good, he has Warglaives!

2: Nah bro, that's just a GDKP Prod.
1: Wow that kid blows.
GDKP Prod by BolvarF August 7, 2022

cattle prod 

Put a dash or allot of something spicy on the end of your condom; ben-gay, tiger balm, daves insanity sauce, etc. Tag the heifer from behind, then hold on to those love handles as long as necessary. Stuff some hay in her mouth, so as not to wake the neighborhood.
I gave your sister the cattle prod the other night, now she won't even look at me. Oh, and tell your parents to put some tobasco on the shopping list.
cattle prod by Larry Stevens July 9, 2005

double cum bubble prod 

An extremely advanced sex technique that was banned in 19 countries by the Geneva Convention and remains today as one of the most powerful and notorious sex moves history

Double Cum Bubble Prod is when you mold your pre-cum into two separate bubbles on the tip of you cock than you push you dick against her cunt, but you do NOT penetrate.

If you keep prodding repeatedly and you will always cum last :D

The reason its so powerful is because the girl will prepare to be penetrated but it wont come. If you keep doing it she will keep preparing and keep going and going. This is extremely exhausting for her and the technique is primarily used to weaken her so you can be better in bed

However it was banned because the consequence can be dire. Continued usage can cause serious damage to her ass and may eventually cause severe sex problems in the next 16 years.

It can also be used to punish her and shit thats why it was banned

But besides that its a sick way to get that shit pumped, baby
DUDE 1: Bro one of my mentors taught me how to do the Double Cum Bubble Prod man

she was like -_- O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O

DUDE 2: Dude thats not cool she was probably hurt man

DUDE 1: Nah Im just pumping that shit homie

Squad Prod 

Multiple dudes prodding their PPs in a girl. Like a Mormon version of a gang bang.
"Hey dude! Cindy says you, me, and Craig can come over for a squad prod this weekend!"
Squad Prod by Adrick_The_Guy December 26, 2017

Cowboy Cattle Prod 

The act of branding a woman's vagina as to claim ownership.
Jimmy: What smells like burned cunt?

Random girl: Thats me, my boyfriend gave me a Cowboy Cattle Prod