Rainbow Ponies!

An exclamation of joy, also something to break awkard silences.

"You just won a million dollars!"
"RAINBOW PONIES!"

also-
"I farted."
"Rainbow Fricking Ponies!"

Rainbow Ponies! by NLT (the boy band!) lover May 12, 2008

ponies 

1. Noun. Content relating to the My Little Pony franchise (and especially My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic). This content can include (but isn't limited to) fan art, fan fiction and photos.

2. Plural for pony.

1. MODERATORS ARE ASLEEP; POST PONIES
SO MUCH PONY

2. The ancestors of most modern ponies developed small stature due to living on the margins of livable horse habitat. - Wikipedia
"Modern Warfare 3 cost me two ponies!"

ponies by Wimbleflat February 18, 2012

omg ponies

an involuntary exclamation when confronted by extreme awesomeness or cuteness

"I logged on and and saw the pics of your new l33t rig and thought "omg ponies!"

omg ponies by Staniel Cabio July 13, 2006

playing the ponies

A slang term meaning to bet on horse racing.

"Im gonna head down to OTB. You wanna come?" - Gambling Degenerate

"No thanks. Why do you piss your money away playing the ponies?" -Smart Friend

playing the ponies by dmb7211 June 5, 2010

Poonitrator 

A sexual maneuver which allows the male to penetrate four holes within a female partner all at once. The female lies on her stomach while the male partner stands in between her legs, penetrating her vagina. At the same time, he inserts his left hand finger into her anus, while the female arches her back as the male inserts two fingers into her nostrils and pulls back to maintain the position.

Last night my girlfriend and I attempted the Poonitrator, but I pulled too hard and she tore a muscle.

Poonitrator by Myth&Tarnesh January 7, 2009

Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis 

An ancient chant recited by the Woonis Clan at nightfall to butt rape the angry dumpling demons of the west (the Boolah) to keep them away so they can no longer steal their children’s pubes.

*Woonis child is being crotch shaved by Boolah demons*

Town Chiefs: “Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis! Nigger spirits begone!”

Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis by PoonisHead December 4, 2020

Poonish 

The act of punishing someone with poo.

I hate that kid in my math class so I pooped in a glass jar and threw it on his driveway. Later that night I lit a bag of dog poo on fire and left it on his doorstep. He got poonished.

Poonish by No Amnesty June 25, 2007