Nog job 

The Seasonal Hand Job - One person swigs a mouthful of eggnog and spits it onto another persons dick. Proceed to stroke out a creamy yet seasonal handy. Viola, a Nog job

Dude : Let's celebrate Christmas the right way, buddy.
Other Dude : How so, friend?
Dude : Giving each other a Nog job
Other Dude : Sweet!
Dude : Exactly!

Nog job by ol' time guy December 9, 2010

Nog fest 

Of or pertaining to an event containing 5 or more niggers, usually centered around activities involving bananas, throwing poop and marijuana.

Whoa, dude, this is a straight nog fest!

Nog fest by grape_fruit May 1, 2011

Nog Head 

an insult used to show your displeasure towards someone who is struggling to get up something or get something up

Get your back wheel up there you nog head

Nog Head by Cragles June 15, 2016

Nog Belly 

a massive fat gut achieved by over indulging in egg nog during the short time it is available. Similar to beer belly, but potentially more devastating.

Angela: "Holy crap, David! Are you pregnant?"
David: "Nope, its nog belly!"

Nog Belly by Duvzy OMalley December 1, 2010

nog season 

The period between thanksgiving and christmas. This perod is often celebrated by drinking copious ammounts of Eggnog at holiday parties.

I must have gained ten pound pounds last year during nog season.

nog season by damonswrong November 29, 2013

Nog ear 

A term to describe a stupid person, likening their head to a piece of wood with ears. Most often overheard in English suburbs around the greater London area. Possibly of French origin.

That wanker's a real nog ear.

Nog ear by Nog Boy February 27, 2023

Nog ops 

Thiccc thiccc skin that came out for Christmas in fortnite.

Look at that nog ops man I wished I had that skin.

Nog ops by OhmyYeesus May 7, 2019