Air to Sea Missile 

A shit so long that it touches the water before it's finished coming out.

"That Air to Sea Missile clogged the toilet last night."

Air to Sea Missile by Eulb Ralkys September 19, 2016

Stealth Missue 

When you make a stealth mission to grab tissues (etc.) from an area because you're covered in cum and you don't want your mother/guardian/etc. to see that shid.

John: Yo, Ryan aren't your parents at home? We just did VC Masturbation and you said you were covered in fuckin’ cum man.

Ryan: I know dude, but don't worry i did a stealth missue I'm fine bro.
John: Thats good bro.
James: Wait, you guys were doing VC Masturbation without me?!

Stealth Missue by Chocoboi March 22, 2020

scud missile 

when you are standing there minding your own business and then WHAM! Out shoots a turd that squishes into the insides of your underwear (or boxers) so fast that you dont even know its coming.
This is often the cause of alot of ridicule and name calling. In fact, you may just be "The kid who should wear diapers" for the rest of your life. Or just for the duration of the school year.

OMG! Look at that kid! He just shot out a scud missile right in the middle of wal-mart!

scud missile by rachael wiegand July 6, 2008

snow missile 

when a guy cums, his sperm flies across the room and splooshes against the wall, floor, hot women.

last night i impressed my girlfriend by doing a snow missile

snow missile by ~_0 April 22, 2003

Dis-arming the Vaginal Seeking Missile 

synonym for masturbation

"Does anyone really need an example for Dis-arming the vaginal seeking missile?"

Dis-arming the Vaginal Seeking Missile by Gestation period February 19, 2009

one eyed heat seeking moisture missile 

1. a penis, or cock if you will

Man, that little slutty bar chick over there needs my one eyed heat seeking moisture missile.

one eyed heat seeking moisture missile by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

heat seaking moisture missile

Slang term for the penis

I hit her with the heat seaking moisture missile.

heat seaking moisture missile by Tim And Chris February 16, 2003