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Anal Luge 

The flowing of a poop at a high speed through the large intestine to the finish line.
Bruce: I think I just an Olympic record
Lisa: What are you talking about? You just pooped.
Bruce: I know, but that poop raced down the Anal Luge so fast that it must have crossed the finish line into the toilet as a new Olympic record.
Anal Luge by TrumpFucked August 3, 2019
When you poop down the cleavage of a woman.
Hannah wants me to preform a mud luge on her.
Mud Luge by Shlumpeddd September 25, 2019

Chip Luge 

When you get to the bottom of a bag of chips and just crumbs are left. Then you pull both ends of the bag to make a luge that the chips slide down on into your mouth.
The munchies hit so hard, I killed a bag of chips and finished with a chip luge.
Chip Luge by Awkid April 6, 2020

Wet Luge 

When the girl is wearing a helmet and asking you to slow down but you tell her the luge can’t slow down in the rain and keep going hard
She was a virgin but I gave her the wet luge
Wet Luge by Noname4655322 August 7, 2021

Back Luge 

When you bust a nut on your partners back and another person luges it like a shot
Hey babe let’s try a back luge with Jessica
Back Luge by HeadLeo15 July 22, 2022

ride the luge 

The act of giving really good felatio, ie: GOLD MEDAL FELATIO (no teeth is key) in hopes that you will be rewarded.
"I think I'm going to ride the Luge tonight, I really want that $300 coach bag I found on-line"!