Impossible 

Flappy Bird.

Friend: nothing is impossible!
Me: have you TRIED playing flappy bird?!?!

Impossible by Plubbles the T-Rex February 3, 2014

Mission Impossible 

The practically impossible act of fucking your WASP girlfrind in the ass.

I solved the Mission Impossible. I was fucking my wasp girlfriend doggy style when her sopping wet pussy caused my cock to inadvertantly slip into her tight asshole.

Mission Impossible by slicksal December 13, 2006

impossible sex acts 

Sex acts, that appear to be impossible. Duh.

An example of one of the many impossible sex acts is corn holing your partner from 100m away with a blind fold on your face.

impossible sex acts by UpQuark October 3, 2013

the mission impossible 

The challenge of finding a person who you dislike to such an extent that you believe they deserve to be gotten legless drunk, picked up, taken back to their house fuck the absolute shit out of them in the dirtiest way possible and when they fall asleep, take a shit on their chest, wipe your ass with their curtains, take a photo and escape the scene of the crime before the person wakes up.

Johnnie did the mission impossible to that girl he hates and got away with it, she had no idea what happened in the morning since she was that drunk the night before, I cant believe it!

the mission impossible by steady10 September 6, 2012

Mission: Impossible

1. A well-written and extremely intelligent television show that ran from 1966 to 1973. Starring Martin Landau and Peter Graves.

2. Follow-up to the original television series that ran from 1988 to 1990. The only returning actor was Peter Graves.

3. A film loosely based on the television series. This 1996 film stars Tom Cruise and is directed by Brian De Palma. Followed by a sequel in 2000 (Directed by John Woo).

Man 1: It's too bad that the Mission: Impossible film screwed up the great ideas the show had.
Man 2: I agree!

Mission: Impossible by fetusboy September 26, 2005

Impossible Situp 

When someone (a male) is passed out on their back, you take off your pants and stand with one leg on either side of their torso, with your bare ass in the direction of their face. You then punch them in the groin with a degree of force, and they will sit up abruptly, getting a face full of your bare ass.

Fuck, Josh made me do an impossible situp last night and I swear, I can still taste his ass.

Impossible Situp by Cacophonous Mischief January 25, 2010

The Impossible Project 

Next generation instant films. They bought out the polaroid factory when it closed and sold all the old film to make money to make there new films. (PX series.)

a.k.a They make polaroid film!

Cindy: Where can i buy film for my polaroid camera?

Jesus: Go to the impossible project! www.theimpossibleproject.com

The Impossible Project by Reverend Bip Bop August 14, 2010