Poser Hoser 

You are hip, live in the city, you go to all the cool shows, wear plaid shirts, ripped jeans, oversize coats and insist on drinking the cheapest shit beer you can find. Yes your cloths may be from a thrift store but not out of necessity, the toque that never leaves your unwashed head is a fashion accessory and that smell, well that you can't fake.

You're not from small town Canada you POSER HOSER!

Poser Hoser by smilygrl December 7, 2009

Log Hoser 

Someone that pees on poo poo

The water was turned off but Drew still took a dump and Patrick didn't want to be a Log Hoser so he peed outside.

Log Hoser by Coin Comedy July 28, 2011

Hard Hoser

When a man ejaculates with such force (usually from being pent up for a while) that the semen excreted is so powerful it looks like water coming out of a hose

I did a Hard Hoser to Hannah last night, Holy shit it was awesome

Hard Hoser by Rionox January 24, 2023

Garden hoser 

A naive university student who works at a greenhouse over the summer between semesters, unaware of what a 'hoser' is, thus causing all his friends to break out into an uncontrollable fit of laughter.

Dave R.: "I got a new nickname this summer, my boss calls me a garden hoser."

(Friends laugh)

Dave R.: "What? What's so funny?"

Garden hoser by marcuspolacus October 18, 2010

double hoser 

(noun): a hooka bong with two hoses for two people to smoke at the same time

Yo, hit this double hoser with me.

double hoser by Jack_123 November 10, 2008

Captain Hoser 

A person who puts a group of people in tough situations. A person who sets an operation up for failure, day in and day out.

"Captain Hoser made the schedule, we are totally hosed."

Captain Hoser by - Bambino July 19, 2015

scrub hoser 

A stupid bitch that has no life and talks like a hillbilly.

Hey wanna head down to the river behind my ranch?
That's your apartment that's built next to the river, scrub hoser

scrub hoser by x15x February 4, 2016