1) T.P. your roommate stole from work, and acts like she's making some "big
contribution".
2) Something your new roommate uses a lot of.
3) A "safe" form of
contraband you can use to hit your new roommate
in the head with.
1) My roommate acts like she's some kind of 'bread winner' bringing home all that stolen poop eraser
2) My new HOMELESS rommate is in
the bathroom again using up all the poop eraser.
3) As my roommate sat their
on the floor watching cartoons, I held myself back from giviing her a 'blow to the back of the head' with some good old poop eraser.