doughnut pants 

Being either sweat or wind type pants. These pants are worn by law enforcment persons,that regular pants are to uncomfortable due to the amount of yummy pastries during a shift.

Hey officer, are you okay? It looks like your doughnut pants are on fire. There's nothing to see here mam! I was enjoying several beer whips with my pastry. When the bungson burner I was doing went 10 atom 12. You had better get back to your rusty brass quartet.

doughnut pants by flame thrower March 26, 2009

doughnut bert 

The popular fantasy, pairing the flamboyant rock star, Adam Lambert,(and his glambulge) with a doughnut. First mentioned in a Fan Fic, there is no doubt anyone who claims to be a devoted Glambert knows about this pairing.

boy: "I bought doughnuts at the store yesterday"

Glambert: "omg! doughnut bert!"

doughnut bert by youreaglambert October 20, 2010

doughnut party 

/ˈdōnət/pär-tē

1: Social gathering attended by a majority of females. Opposite of a sausage party.

We thought we were going to pick up some hot guys, but when we showed up it was a total doughnut party.

Dude, it's a total doughnut party here. There's no way I won't get laid tonight.

doughnut party by Best Jesse August 26, 2012

doughnut dick 

When you slid a doughnut on your dick and your partner eats it off

Last night my girlfriend gave me a doughnut Dick

doughnut dick by digitaldwarf March 5, 2017

Doughnut Challenge 

The game where someone puts his erect penis through a doughnut hole with the goal of putting as many doughnuts on his penis as possible.

Come over, Joe is doing the doughnut challenge.

Joe- Yeah I got up to four on the doughnut challenge.
Jim- Weak sauce.

Doughnut Challenge by irish1842 May 15, 2010

doughnut hole 

a spherical ball of dough that generally tastes very yummy. though it is neither a doughnut nor a hole, it is, in our opinion, the yummiest of all breakfast foods. fat kid paradise if you will. that you should definately go to the store and spend $3 for a box of.

BOB: dude lets go to the store and buy some doughnut holes.

FRED: man, why are they called doughnut holes? they are neither holes nor doughnuts..

BOB: nobody knows, but who cares. they're really good!

doughnut hole by the doughnut man, who are you? April 3, 2009

doughnut puncher 

Sexual slang for a homosexual male referring to the practice of anal sex(e.g. the anus being the doughnut and the penis being the puncher)

Elton John is a doughnut puncher.

doughnut puncher by asdflkasdjf April 18, 2006