Deskerations
Deskerations by Scummbagg September 29, 2011
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Desperation Drunk
Man, did you see Hank the other night?
Yea, ever since his last girl left him, he goes out and gets desperation drunk to try to get any action he can, even with that ugly slut, Mary.
Yea, ever since his last girl left him, he goes out and gets desperation drunk to try to get any action he can, even with that ugly slut, Mary.
Desperation Drunk by dr1nk January 24, 2012
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desperation beer
The beer you only drink when you're out of options. Usually left in your fridge by someone else. Often Coors Light.
desperation beer by PapaTangoRomeo February 14, 2012
Desperation Joggers
(Noun) Joggers that you buy the night before traveling, although they were entirely too expensive and you probably will never wear them again.
Sharon, in a moment of lapsed judgement, purchased navy blue desperation joggers for her flight to Hawaii.
Desperation Joggers by Amersons March 5, 2019
Reservation Miner
A Native typically from the Province of Manitoba who lives part on reserve land part city, whose sole desire is to pillage goods and materials from main economic centres to enrich their lives on the reserves.
Hey Tom, did you see that large group of Reservation Miners? You better lock your stuff and the breach of your 12 gauge!
Reservation Miner by Ih8nates December 29, 2019
desecration by deskfecation
Similar to deskfecation, but a modification that entails shitting in the top drawer of a coworker’s desk with seniority.
Our boss said he’d been going over security footage but can't discern who pulled off the desecration by deskfecation because no cameras were in his office. Basically without a smoking turd it's a cold case now.
desecration by deskfecation by shithouse_poet42 May 24, 2023