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Cruise Marry Shag 

Game Played On Gavin & Stacey

Given 3 Options Cruise, Marry, Shag And Are Also Given 3 Celebrities To Match Them Too, Similar To Snog Marry Avoid.
Cruise Marry Shag Example

Tom Cruise,Zac Efron,Matthew Lewis

Cruise;Tom Cruise
Marry; Matthew Lewis
Shag; Zac Efron

Cruise Night 

Occurs on Sunday nights in Winnipeg, Manitoba. People with nice cars parade them down Portage avenue to show them off. Teenagers go in their mommy's cavaliers, or their ricey civics, to see the nice cars. They try to trick themselves into believing their car is nice just because they slap some huge spoiler on and throw and some subwoofers in their trunk. People of similar car makes or interests gather in parking lots to compare vehicles and modifications. Cops are a huge buzzkill at these events,boxing people in parking lots and looking extremely closely for minor infractions, like having green tinted reverse lights, then fining you heavily for it. Occurance of ORGANIZED and SAFE street racing are scarce, since the cops shut it down on Hamelin Ave and Brady Road. Because God knows they don't have anything better to do, like stopping real crimes. Instead they have to harrass young kids and discourage them from their hobbies, just to fill their quotas of tickets.

(And no I am not endorsing street racing, at least just not those random idiots who do it in traffic and kill people. If you are organized and on an empty street, and nobody is in danger of getting hurt, why is that so wrong?)
I love the way Cruise Nights used to be.

Oooh, look at that nice Camaro, those guys in it were hot too.

Wow, I wish I was as cool as that fag in that Civic.

I hear rice

Oink Oink

cruise mode 

the phenomena of driving from one destination to another without remembering the in-between.
Bro I don't remember the drive over here, guess I was in cruise mode.
cruise mode by work jerk November 13, 2010

Cruise Missile 

1. After foreplay but before sex a man stands on the end of the bed whilst the woman lies on the bed, usually underneath him. The man then lets a cry, usually CRUISE MISSILE or KAMIKAZE and then jumps onto the woman aiming to conduct sexual intercourse at a heightened velocity.

2. A type of weapon employed by armed forces to take out enemy instillations at a long to medium range.
1. Man 1: Hey man I totally cruise missiled my girlfriend last night.

Man 2: Is that why you're walking funny today and you have a black eye?

Man 1: Totally worth it.

2. General: Privates this is a cruise missile. You will be working with this for most of your army career.

Private: Hey that reminds me, I'm seeing my girlfriend tonight.
Cruise Missile by Jenno18 July 28, 2010

Cruise Ship 

A place that has everything you can do on land, but with the added excitement of possibly sinking or drowning.
Eddie - "Ben, I don't know how I feel about this cruise ship."

Ben - "Did you watch the Titanic again?"

Eddie - "Well..."

Ben - "It's the Bahamas, Eddie! Where is there going to be
an iceberg?!"

James - "LOOK OUT FOR THOSE ROCKS!"

Eddie - "Told you so..."

*Boat sinks
Cruise Ship by YsGuy August 29, 2010

Cruise ship 

The same as motorboating a girls breasts but the girls boobs are large
"Jake: I am going to cruise ship this girl tonight!"

"Matt: always knew you liked big boobs jake"
Cruise ship by JamesonBeer October 1, 2015