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CBA Syndrome 

CBA - can’t be arsed. Where you suffer greatly from lack of inspiration or any kind of determination that you can’t get anything done, or maybe you’re just lazy and can’t be arsed.
Kevin: do you want to go out today?

Bruce: No, I’m suffering from CBA Syndrome

Or

I’ve been wanting to make a short film and I know I need to put work into it but I’m suffering from CBA syndrome.
CBA Syndrome by ahumblebeing June 3, 2021
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Can't Be Assed. Feeling lazy and cannot be bothered to do anything.
Badman1. oi, u wanna gwan sum football doh?
Badman2. CBA Man! u get me, bare work completed today, feel for rest fam.
Badman1. i get you,shall we jam instead?
Badman2. Yeaaaaa!!
CBA Man by MurderBadman April 28, 2007
A exam for 2nd and third year students which creates great stress especially during a pandemic.
Person 1: Why are you so stressed
Person 2: I’m doing my CBA’s

Person 1: Oh you poor thing!!

major cba 

cba, of course, is the popular abreviation that is used throughout the english speaking world.

The term, major cba, places greater emphasis of how unmotivated an individual may feel.
YTV post room employee: Kendy, its 3pm, why you asleep on the couch??

Kendy: major cba.
major cba by Beester May 15, 2009

Chinese Born American (CBA) 

A person born in China, of Chinese ancestry, who is raised in America with American values, culture, and citizenship. This person is often mistaken for a Chinese born and raised individual, but their lack of Mandarin/Chinese language fluency and lack of Chinese idiosyncratic cultural norms sets them apart.
My adopted, Chinese Born American (CBA) daughter finds it difficult to navigate culturally when in China. People assume she can speak Mandarin perfectly and that she is a native raised Chinese person, when in fact she couldn't be more American culturally even though she is racially Chinese.

Cock Block Army (CBA) 

One night when you and your'e friends go around and try to ruining the awkward public sex of two random people, usually in a car.
Jordan: Will you look at fucking that, the car over in the parking lot is rocking and all steamed up. Do you know what time it is?
Frank: Cock Block Army (CBA) time.