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Customer Satisfaction Campaign 

Term now used by automakers (Toyota) in an attempt to dress-up what is actually yet another RECALL of their vehicles due to MALFUNCTIONING components caused by SUBPAR manufacturing practices and INEFFECTIVE quality assurance procedures.
Prius owner: "OMG Toyota is awesome; they contacted me to participate in a Customer Satisfaction Campaign. I am so happy to be a Toyota owner! They take such good care of me!"
Ford owner: "You are an idiot."
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campaign slut 

campaign slut: a person who volunteers long hours for a political campaign that he/she believes deeply would make the world a better place by winning. He/she gives it all away for free, day after day, night after night, but loves every minute of it because it feels SO GOOD when the candidate wins!
Karen is such a campaign slut...did you hear that she is going hard for her third in a year?
campaign slut by Littlest Monkey August 28, 2013

ARC (Anti-Reply Campaign) 

When one is simply too lazy, or feels that they're too cool to write back to ones text message, facebook wall post, or message. Everyone has a few of these people in their lives, and it is time that a stand it taken against this.
Joe: Hey Jimmy, what's been happening? Fancy going out for a few of the coldest cold ones soon or what?

Jimmy:

Joe: Since when were you the president of the ARC?

(ARC (Anti-Reply Campaign))

Voluntary Service Campaign 

It was a fucking recall! Nissan did it to fix something they fucked up on they early model 300zx fuel injection system. They didn't want to call it a recall because that would look bad so it was called a service campaign. And they didn't really want to spend the money to do it to all Z31's so they said it was voluntary. Non the less, it was a god damn recall.
"Did you have the voluntary service campaign preformed on your Z?"

campaign promise 

Making a promise you never really intend to keep.
If you will have dinner with me I will be a total gentleman the entire time. Campaign promise
campaign promise by roadkill1 July 22, 2010

anti-cray campaign 

Started in Minnesota by a girl with anti-cray morals. The idea behind the campaign started with being against all cray-girls giving normal awesome girls a bad wrap to get over when meeting a cool guy. The concept then quickly morphed into anti-cray of any sort.
"dude, shes creeping on my facebook and wont leave me alone"
"omg. you need to know more about the anti-cray campaign... seriously. it's legit."

also:

on facebook wall::
Girl: hi! hope youre having an awesome summer! Miss you!
Guy: I am! How's your summer? Miss you too!!

Girl: Summer's awesome! We should hang out more like we did last year!

Guys GF: WTF!!!

Girl: #anticraycampaign.
anti-cray campaign by RealMN651 September 6, 2012
1. A hit of Crack Cocaine.

2.The process of getting high on Crack- to het high on Crack.
1. Hey man, give me a piece of that campaign to smoke up.

2. Hey man, let's buy a piece and get our campaign on.
campaign by sunflower67 May 25, 2007