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Russian birth control 

All anal sex.

If you don't want a gut take it in the butt.
Last night I finally hooked up with Jenn, I didn't have a condom so we used Russian birth control.

Spartan Birth Control 

Simply means Anal sex. It is derived from the fact that Spartan men were forced to bond using anal sex and anal sex is often used as a birth control in modern society.
"Dude, you gunna need a condom tonight?"
"Nah, I'm just gunna stick to good old Spartan birth control."

European birth control 

When one finds himself without a condom or has run out, it is the act of anal sex. As anyone who has watched a lot of Euro porn can tell you, anal is as common in Europe as the high-five. And, we do thank-you for that.
"Look at the ass on that babe; I'm hoping for a little European birth control tonight."
European birth control by EuroBC November 6, 2013

redneck birth control 

A form of birth control usually consisting of anything bought at walmart. (Duct tape, clothespins, pvc pipe, ziploc bags, etc.)
Hey i went to walmart and got some redneck birth control from the craft section
redneck birth control by Skammmmm October 8, 2015

baptist birth control 

See; Anal Sex.
"Did you at least use a condom?"

"No, but it's ok. We used Baptist Birth Control."

Male birth control 

you're shitty personality or looks prevent you from getting girls or prevents women wanting to get with you/ have children with you.
did you hear that billy is a trump supporter?
not surprised, he's like male birth control.