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barn widow 

Is a Horse woman with a non horse husband. The spouse of the equestrian lady may as well be deceased; although actually alive, since he never appears in the barn.
Men who do not go to their wife's barn or horse events are non existent and thus their wife is called a barn widow.
barn widow by danxler November 30, 2010
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barn drop 

An unusual athletic maneuver used for excretion. The "barn dropper" shimmies up the stall wall in a public restroom with a high ceiling. With one foot on top of each side wall and the pants dropped, the barn dropper lets go with the dump. A successful barn drop results in the target (the toilet) sucessfully hit. The barn drop is a common tactic in men's dormitories and frat houses across the USA and often done in the presence of a large, loud drunken crown of well wishers and spectators.
"Damn, the other night we got back to the frat. I heard all this commotion, and there was a huge crowd at the party chanting while Jack was doing a barn drop. He missed the target. The janitor resigned the next day."
barn drop by Frank Klaune March 7, 2004

Barn Hookup 

Usually refers to a horseback rider who kisses , makes out , or sleeps with another boarder or commonly the "barn boy". The hookup usually happens in the barn loft , hay area , or stall.
Hey julie! Me and justin had a barn hookup last night after my ride!
Barn Hookup by Lisa ervins November 23, 2006

Barn Banger 

a party in which the music is so loud the floor of the barn shakes!
did you go to nick's barn banger last night it was crazy!
Barn Banger by jojokloblojojo February 11, 2018

barn guzzler 

someone who partys.
buddies a barn guzzler eh? you fuckin tim. 4 more for the tendy boys. absolute barn burner eh.
barn guzzler by deth December 26, 2021

barn animal 

A "barn animal" is a savage, un-evolved individual with cattle/ barn animal like qualities.
Brianna is such a barn animal, she even moo's like a cow.
barn animal by Liam del rey February 21, 2015