Adjusting the blinds 

Masturbating in front of window and being caught.

Weatherman Joe Luzira of KUSI in San Diego pleading guilty to lewd conduct on January 31, 2011. He was seen masturbating in front of a glass door. His lawyer stated his was ADJUSTING THE BLINDS.

Adjusting the blinds by mpfs79 March 3, 2011

Adjusting the Volume

An act often used in the music world where the male is about to ejaculate. To prevent this from happening, the person performing the fellatio, decreases the speed at which she performs. She also adjusts the testicles. All of which is done to increase orgasm intensity.

Damn! That drummer chick is really good at adjusting the volume. Last night was crazy!

Adjusting the Volume by hahalalala14 January 8, 2012

adjusts afro 

typically said by a black person to show they are black

James: Hey Adri, what's good?
Adri: adjusts afro
:teehee: :teehee: :teehee: :teehee:
James: Fuck off Adri

adjusts afro by doleoeoel October 27, 2019

Adjusted science 

Cherry picking scientific data to justify controversial policies, recommendations, rules, opinion …..

CDC reduced Covid-19 mandatory self-isolation from 10 to 5 days due to health care workers shortage. Public health implemented this policy based on adjusted science.

Adjusted science by Sgaana January 1, 2022

adjustingments 

another word for adjustments.

(Made by my friend)

I'm just making adjustingments to this machine.

adjustingments by KittyXander January 16, 2023

follicular adjustment 

a hair cut

she has an appointment for a follicular adjustment

follicular adjustment by yodagyrl September 18, 2010

cock adjuster

a male who constantly has his hand in the front of his pants....

Holy fuck man, he's been a cock adjuster, now he wants to pass us a joint ewwww i dont want my lips on that cock adjusters germs

Do u have Crabs? your being a cock adjuster today!!

cock adjuster by cockjinker420 December 2, 2018