Zander 

Zander is always correct, he has never wrong, and is known to be the best 8 ball pool player player in the world

Zander is triple as cool as anyone else, including me - Julia

Zander by juliahater999 October 10, 2021

Zander 

Small penis stop zander u small prick

Zander is stupid he lies about his dick

Zander by Kill sand April 12, 2019

Zander 

A dumbass that lays around in the nude drinking 20 whiskey's a day after a hard day at school or work and prefers drugs and sex over spending time with his girl.

"that dude is like a Zander, damn... Sucks to be him."

Zander by BigBoiBumbo December 1, 2019

Zander 

Is a fuck boi mainly goes out with ugly ass girls

Fuck boi Zander

Zander by Themannnnns April 17, 2017

Zander 

A fucking Cunt who deserves nothing more but to be homeless. Such a scab who will make fun of you for nothing. People only friends with him because they are scared

Why’s he being like that?

Well that’s typical Zander

Zander by djdodnehsudhne November 11, 2017

Zander 

a guy who talks big game and yet can't last for any more than 5 seconds. Cant stay interested enough on one girl then falls in love with someone who slept next to him while he was drunk. also someone who wants become a pastor but can't get his shit together which concerns everyone who knows him.

So dude, if you become fuck buddies, don't turn into a Zander.

Zander by we know what you did... November 27, 2017

Zander 

See Chris Booze.

Zander by Jackass May 15, 2003