Woodchuck 

The post-op version of "beaver". When a man gets a sex change and has a vagina created from his penis.

Bob went to the doctor and got himself a nice WOODCHUCK made.

Woodchuck by the wino January 19, 2010

Woodchuck 

An animal that could chuck as much wood as it could if it could chuck wood. It is believed that it can chuck up to three times it’s body weight, but there is still no proof given whatsoever.

Guy 1: “Have you seen my pet woodchuck?”
Guy 2: “Yeah, he’s over there trying to chuck wood.”

Woodchuck by EbbieBoi December 14, 2019

Arctic Woodchuck 

When you are only attracted to white guys.

Damn that man is fine. I must have a rabid case of the Arctic Woodchuck.

Arctic Woodchuck by Sir.K September 11, 2015

rabid woodchuck 

When a guy uses too much teeth in a rabid manner

We were getting along really well before he headed south and went rabid woodchuck on me...

rabid woodchuck by shinytoaster1 July 7, 2017

White woodchuck 

When someone throws the article used to clean up the semen after sex in your face

We’d just got done banging, and not two seconds later he threw the White woodchuck in my face

White woodchuck by White woodchuck February 12, 2021

A woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood 

The answer I gave all the children in my elementary classes. Would you?

A child turned to Maddisson. The excitement on their face comparable to her typical stance of life: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?

Maddisson was calmer than usual. The sentence was nothing new to her. Her answer became clear after few asks: a woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood.

A woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood by Maryjanesasshole May 29, 2025

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck looked like you 

Ok you must have listened to KSI ft. Ricegum's new song before looking this one up. Fair enough !

So this one was directed at 'Ethan', one of the Sidemen members known as "Behzinga" and it's basically KSI asking Ethan how much wood can a woodchuck, CHUCK, if the woodchuck looked like him, which means if the woodchuck was FAT like Ethan.

So basically he's calling Ethan fat... From the start KSI seems to sum up the whole song !

I have a feeling that the 'Yo Mama' channel would like these fat jokes.

JJ : How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck looked like you ?
Ethan : Idk, if you're calling me fat are we counting the fat in your tits ?
Supa Hot Fire and his crew : OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck looked like you by G-F0rc3 August 13, 2017