A
man decides to indulge in multiple blueberry beers at his local watering hole. After many rounds, he feels an urge to take a
piss and heads to the closest urinal. As he's draining his man snake, a sudden sneeze derails everything and his bowels are vacated into his pants. After 10 minutes of clean up
time, his friends were about to send out a search party. He arrives back at the
bar, freeballing, and ready to drink more. The Ole Tremonte Tootsie-roll.