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Tinder Thumb

Localized pain resulting from overuse of the iPhone dating app Tinder, which has users swipe left or right to 'like' or 'nope' other users based on their images and short (often useless) bios. What begins as a fun, game-like experience often results in extreme hand cramps and acceptance that we all die alone.
'I tried to Nope him but my Tinder Thumb was so bad I couldn't swipe properly. Now I'm chatting with a guy who likes wearing wraparound sunglasses inside!'
Tinder Thumb by Rhiannon Brock January 6, 2014

shit ticket 

Hey man, you're outta shit tickets. How's about runnin' to the store real quick? I can't get up.
shit ticket by osbo November 4, 2002

Tickets Ole 

Tickets Ole is an established company in Overland Park Kansas founded by Darren Attebery(owner) that sells secondary market event tickets to sold out sporting events,concerts and shows at a premium (above face value) due to the cost and acqusition of high demand tickets. Tickets can also be purchased by visiting their company website TicketsOle.com
Alot of people are going to secondary market companys such as Tickets Ole for high demand and or sold out events.
Tickets Ole by Tickets Ole December 1, 2010

Not the full ticket 

Not clinically sane; Not all there; One sandwich short of a picnic.
'Have you seen that weirdo over there shouting at people as they walk past?", "Yeah, he's not the full ticket, is he?"
Not the full ticket by Jo 4 Jamie January 16, 2006

Tinkertot Town 

When you're hanging out with your friends and a bunch of little kids come around and ruin the fun. Usually to annoy you and piss you off.
Man...it's like Tinkertot Town around here. When did all these kids get here?
Tinkertot Town by mcniggleston December 30, 2010

tinkerbelling 

The act of ejaculating in your partners face and throwing glitter on them
There were stains and glitter everywhere after Todd had been tinkerbelling his girlfriend last night
tinkerbelling by Pappa420 January 21, 2015