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Extra-Terrestical

A rare disorder, seen most often in middle-aged white Republican males, wherein the subject is born with, or develops, a third testicle which, left unrestrained, drags along on the ground behind him.
Malibu Jackson: Shhh! I think I hear someone following us!
Franco Genovese: No, that's just my Extra-Terrestical.
Malibu Jackson: Corral that shit, bish!
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Terrence 

Often misunderstood cats, sometimes thought to be gay because they refuse to gay bash and won't defend their heterosexually with overt machismo. A Terrence is fiercely loyal to friends even when such loyalty isn't always reciprocated.

Terrence's are peace loving admirers of the arts, culture, food, and music. They're voracious readers and thinkers.

Making an enemy of a Terrence requires work, they're patient and don't rush to judgement. They are thought to be crazy by some but there's a method to their madness. They have been described as "crazy like a fox."

Locking horns with a Terrence usually becomes so frustrating that aggressors give up and look for easier prey. They are intelligent and students of human communication. Lying to, or deceiving a Terrence is difficult and they will often play along to get more info and test your character. Don't think you are fooling one. You'll often find yourself falling into the traps you lay for them.

A Terrence is not a tough guy, but will fight to defend themselves or friends. Because of their disdain for conflict they will try diplomacy over violence in all but the most dire of situations.

Terrence's are clever, crafty, and quick on their feet. They sometimes get criticism for taking care of their mothers and many times cruel kids will taunt them mercilessly for this devotion.

A Terrence is a man of modest means, by no means, king of the road--they smell like Teen Spirit.
Allison: "What's up with that guy? Who does he think he is, anyway?"

Seth: "Oh, that's just Terrence. He's an alright cat, you have to get to know him.

Reed: "What the hell is that guy doing, is he daft?"

Arthur: "I don't know, he might be pulling a Terrence, let's see what happens."
Terrence by Artifact#8409587 December 28, 2011

Terrilee 

Terrilee is the bestest of the best. She is the sexiest bitch around and knows how to have a good time. No terrilee is ever taller then 5 feet, and they always have blonde hair and blue eyes. She is also known as she hulk because of her awesome muscularness, never mess with her.
Terrilee
Terrilee by eelirret November 23, 2010
A tarrel is a piece of shit that gets stuck in your butt hair.

It can also be a dried up piece of shit that you find in your underwear.
When I pulled down my pants yesterday I found a tarrel in my underwear.

When I showered yesterday I had to use the shower to rid my ass of tarrels.
Tarrel by Sjeddo January 22, 2009
The person with the most control over self and environment
He is an amazing player. When the ball comes to him, he's the Tirrell of the sport.
Tirrell by thesauce20 June 10, 2009

tyrrell mouse 

Mascara wearing, squeaky voiced, slightly mouse like child
tyrrell mouse by Atlantic13 April 1, 2013
IT'S A TERREON, i fear for the Deanna's
Terreon by Friskthehuman February 19, 2019