My dick is stuck in the drawer 

When your dick is stuck in the drawer, you'll most likely say: "My dick is stuck in the drawer"

Me: Hello
Friend: ok
Me: Help
Friend: ok why ok
Me: My dick is stuck in the drawer
Friend: ok

My dick is stuck in the drawer by FRICKxxxHECK April 3, 2018

dick stuck in a toaster 

The act of ,whether on purpose or accidental, somehow getting your dick stuck in a toaster.

"Hey dude I need help!"
"Help with what?"
"I got my dick stuck in a toaster!"
"WHAT THE FUCK!?"

dick stuck in a toaster by TheBeaterOfMeats August 7, 2017

My dogs stuck in a tree

The excuse you use when you see a girl for the first time and she's ugly and you want to leave

I'm sorry but I have to go, my dogs stuck in a tree.

My dogs stuck in a tree by Poptart condom November 6, 2015

balls are stuck in the chimney 

Balls are stuck in the chimney: When a person is confused or in a difficult situation. Similar to the popular phrase in a pickle.

Jamie is stuck on a maths problem.

Jamie: Oh man, this question is really hard. My balls are stuck in the chimney.

Charlie: What does that mean?

Jamie: My balls are stuck in the chimney is just another way of saying I’m confused or I’m in a pickle.

balls are stuck in the chimney by nkmakesp July 6, 2023

dick stuck in a toaster 

when somone is acting nonchalantly about a serious situation.

"Man richard has got himself into some serious debt with the canadian mafia, they'll break his legs for sure."
"I kniw, but he doesn't care at all, he's got his dick stuck in a toaster for sure.

dick stuck in a toaster by xxxxxxxxxxxlllllxxxxxxxxxxxxxx August 7, 2017

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? 

The answer is:

Red.

Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? by UrbanGeek06 October 16, 2019

camel stuck in a well 

When a male puts his penis between the cheekes of an ass

I gave Suzy a Camel stuck in a well.

camel stuck in a well by Jason Brivens September 21, 2005