puddle of death 

a puddle of ice and slush that appears to be shallow but actually may be as deep as 5 feet. this occurs around street corners in NYC during horrid weather.

My feet are soaked because I had to walk through that puddle of death to cross the street

puddle of death by bday maidel February 13, 2014

Portable Puddles

Referring to the build up of water inside your shoes after walking through a puddle or any other small body of water (noun)

I'm getting fucking pissed off! It was rainy yesterday and now I have portable puddles!

Portable Puddles by Reefer_420_Madness October 4, 2011

stat padding 

Inflating one's individual score or statistics in a video game without productive contribution to gameplay. Usually refers to a style of play that neglects all other activities except those yielding easy points to personal score.

In games requiring teamwork, the "padder's" contribution to the team effort and their team's capabilities usually suffer as a result.

One probable origin of the expression is the video game Battlefield 2, where various, originally supportive activities could be abused to gain individual score without actually contributing to gameplay. In Battlefield: Bad Company 2 the tradition continued, as reviving dying players repeatedly with the defibrillator "pads" yielded relatively high personal score, but in most instances contributed little to the team effort, as the medic would essentially abandon all other activity, sometimes even being counterproductive by preventing teammates from playing freely.

*a round ends*
padder> "OH YEAH #1"
player> "we lost you statspadding dick, you cost us 30 tickets for your 2 kills"
padder> "YEAH BUT I AM THE BEST"
player> "no, you're just a score whore"
*player has joined the other team*

Red1> "god I hate stat padding"
Red2> "same, I just got revived three times in grenade spam"
Red1> "I know right, you're just stuck there, dying over and over again because some asshole keeps reviving and not shooting the enemies"

stat padding by TheGermanWolverine August 14, 2011

Puddin 

A Boy you are completely crazy about like Harley is to joker. A boy you want to spend the rest of your life with and would do anything for, that the thought of losing makes you cry.

Emily "Hey Puddin!"
Jacob "Hey Baby girl

Puddin by Just a chick 2014 November 3, 2016

mushroom pudding 

When you hate yourself so much that you mix vanilla yogurt and cream of mushroom and eat it like the garbage you are

Hey. I’ve been feeling down. I think I’ll just make some mushroom pudding

mushroom pudding by Grrrrrratass May 21, 2020

Pudding Plop 

A large and steamy bowel evacuation or diarrhea that because of gravity drops into toilet water causing water to splash directly on the taint and butt cheeks.

After those burritos I ran to the bathroom and was drenched by a steamy pudding plop.

Pudding Plop by Donherdme September 9, 2013

Puddinguettler 

The nastiest of all whores. Her vagina looks like a shredded pile of rotten beef flaps, and has no muscle control. She's old and worn out but thinks she still has game. If you're ever approached by a Puddinguettler you should call hazmat immediately, her vagina has been known to discharge a foul stream and engulf small watercraft.

My whole leg fit in her vagina, she's a Puddinguettler.

Puddinguettler by PalominoMare January 13, 2017