Platypus Fuck Fest 

When a group of men dress up as platypus and live with platypus long enough to seduce the female platyus so they can get some of the sweet platypussy

"Hey man we should start up the Platypus Fuck Fest this weekend."
"Tottaly, I'll gather up the guys and hopefully it doesn't take long for us to get some of that sweet luscious platypus pussy."

Platypus Fuck Fest by ThisNameIsMadeSoICanSubmitThis September 19, 2016

Platypus shit 

The third degree of bullshit. The heirarchy of bullshit being as follows.

1.) Bullshit (of the standard issue).

2.) Horseshit.

3.) Platypus shit.

In many a case involving secretive cults, the one who emits something deemed as platypus shit is then sentenced to be gang raped by a groupof 23+ Asian she-males

Fredo: two vampires were thirsty for blood and were flying through the sky when they saw Count Dracula with blood in his mouth. So they asked where he got the blood. He said, "Shut up! I flew into a wall." Haha!!!

Alfonzo: Dude, that was platypus shit.

Platypus shit by Bambooboards August 1, 2008

Platypus Controlling Me 

The rap song that is performed by amateur lyricist and pharmacist Doctor Heinz doofenshmirtz. The song is a very modern take on societal issues, mostly including overarching authority figures.

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well I'll be honest I don't really understand
But I fell down this hill now I got glue on my hands
And I got records on my fingers
Kids: What
Doof: Records on my fingers
I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop
Kids: Don't stop
Doof: I can't stop I got a platypus controlling me
Kids: WHAT
Doof: I got a platypus controlling me
Now let me sum it up
It was a strange set of circumstances
Kids: Strange set of circumstances
Doof: I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands now I got records on my fingers
And I just can't stop
Kids: DON'T STOP DON'T STOP
Doof: Well I would if I was able
There's a platypus controlling me he's underneath the table
Kids: There's a platypus controlling him
WHAT
Kid: Oh I get it, platypus is a metaphor for whatever is keeping you down
Kid: Like corporations are a platypus
Kids: The government's a platypus
Your teacher is a platypus
Weird Kid: My teacher is a panda
Kids: Society's a platypus
My parents are a platypus
The media's a platypus
It's all just propaganda
We've all got platypus controlling us
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: No just me
Kids: We've all got platypus controlling us
Doof: I'd stop if I was able
Kids: We've all got platypus controlling us
Doof: I'm not speaking metaphorically
The platypus controlling me is underneath the table
Oh wait, no, he's gone
Hey
There's no platypus controlling me
There's no platypus controlling me

Platypus Controlling Me by HoloVenom May 1, 2020

Platypus Dick 

A large penis which seemingly flattens out as it becomes erect, resembling the shape a platypus tail.

The conference room was noisy so I decided to pull out my rock hard Platypus Dick and slap it on the table multiple times in quick succession...that got their attention. Hey ladies.

Platypus Dick by Matt Douchia September 17, 2010

Platypus Rock 

1. (v): to do something so shockingly awesome that even you are breathless at the prospect of your own awesomeness. Massively impressive.

2. (v): to do or participate in something that attains such a level of awesomeness because one (the platypus rocker) was involved in its creation or progress.

Dude, you platypus rocked that shit!

Platypus Rock by Stan_the_Man! March 3, 2009

platypus complex 

When one is attracted to someone who is displeasing to the eye and blinded by personality.

Friend 1: Hey did you see her new boyfriend?
Friend 2: ohh yeah! Dude is hideous! But he's nice though!
Friend 1: Talk about platypus complex eh?

platypus complex by KatPiss Evergreen February 18, 2015

platypus eater 

1.)A man who enjoys giving oral more than receiving.
2.)A man who eats platypi in his spare time.

1.)"Don't go near him hun, that man's a serious platypus eater. I don't want to think of all the places that tongue has been"
2.)"Quick! Hide your platypi! Mike the platypus eater is about!"

platypus eater by Rory McMoose May 3, 2005