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Nerdgasms 

Have been shown to occur during: lectures over human variation; lectures over cranial morphometrics; study sessions; book readings; debates or discussions over philosophy, literature, evolution, books, research, experiments, thesis, dissertations, etc.; library activities; the act of being big spoon to a freshly printed warm article.

Have been shown to occur (yet, are not limited to) if and when: bow ties are present; guys are reading book; a discussion about literature and schizophrenia become an act of foreplay; the smell of old books is in the air; glasses are worn by an individual; a great bookstore is found; one of your ten lifetime academic boners occurs.
Checkout that professor wearing the bow tie. And back to my problem about the lecture on evolution and human variation, religion is not negatively correlated with rationality. Furthermore, in regards to the lecture over cranial morphometrics, the increased scientific validity and reliability that would result from the methodological standardization proposed for the analysis of cranial morphometrics to estimate ancestry is brilliant. Oh my goodness, checkout the guy reading a book. My apologies, I may have just had multiple nerdgasms.
Nerdgasms by BoneLady March 29, 2010

Nedgasmic 

When someones so hot it's undescribable and whenever you see them you feel like fainting because of their hotness.
Did you see that guy playing guitar shirtless? It was nedgasmic!
Nedgasmic by lshiptico April 9, 2009
when you get so buzzed it feels like an orgasm
bruh i just nordgasmed
nordgasm by Mcforlifeboys March 24, 2020

Nerdgasam 

Having a panic/freak attack or orgasam at the site of something "nerdy"
Omg, i just saw captain kirk, NERDGASAM!
Nerdgasam by Whitefalcon July 8, 2009

Nerdgasmic Entity

An entity that is so nerdy and joy creating, that it causes immense excitement in ones mind, ultimately giving the person a nerdgasm.
He had a nerdgasm playing that nerdgasmic entity.
Nerdgasmic Entity by Barchtic June 25, 2016

nerdgassing 

The venting nerds emit when some (often minor) detail of a book/movie/TV show/comic book/etc either conflicts with canon and/or handwaves through some some suspect science.
Eugene: "In the third show of the second season of Star Trek: The Next Generation, Data clearly says that the Glorithian flagship was constructed in orbit around that planet Norgar, but then in the 15th show of the sixth season, Picard said it was constructed at the Buterian space docks! How do you explain that, hmmm?"

Butch: "Stop your nerdgassing and grab me another brewski."