Meeting with the investors 

A code term for having to take a shit. Can be used in public because people that overhear will think your are a sophisticated businessperson that has a lot of money, but in reality you just need to take a shit.

Guy 1: Yo, let's go see that new Twilight movie, I hear it's banging.
Guy 2: Gimme a minute, I gotta have a meeting with the investors, and as we all know, they are not known for their patience.

Meeting with the investors by Nick Wang June 7, 2009

District Meeting 

When you drink alone or with a few friends in the seclusion of your house or apartment, often instead of doing something more important.

Sorry I can't make the interview tonight, me and my buddy have to attend a district meeting.

District Meeting by Dr. W.D. Sporty December 21, 2009

meezing 

To express a feeling when overwhelmed with surprise or sudden wonder. When something is Startlingly impressive.
It can only be used when the mood is right.

hey meeps... we just got free tickets to the movies..
oh meezing!

meezing by meepies April 7, 2013

squirrel meeting 

To gather and settle a dispute between 2 or more parties

I Tell C He Tell Doug They Tell KT
We Proceed 2 Surround Em And Call Him Squirrel Meeting
Pick The Perfect Spot To Make Sure That The Girls See
...T.I

squirrel meeting by Kalico February 19, 2008

morning meeting 

Giving your boss a blowjob, usually for personal pleasure and also to move up the ladder faster within the company

Person 1: I've been having a lot of morning meetings.
Person 2: Damn you're going to go from analyst to vice president in record time. I bet your jaw is sore.

morning meeting by zimdoh February 20, 2022

smoke and mirrors meeting 

when you work for a corporation that has contract meetings with you every year in December to "negotiate" your contract for the following year, but it's just a meeting in which the manager attempts to confuse you with lofty, rarely attainable preditions on how your offices business will grow 20%-30%, and how you will make "X" amount of dollars on your bonus when that happens. What you actually get at the end of the year is rarely what they said you would get, and if you do happen to get your bonus that year, they will make SURE you don't get it the following year!

the manager used smoke and mirros to try and trick me in to thinking i was going to get my bonus next year....but i saw right thru his bullshit!

smoke and mirrors meeting by chris gum February 23, 2004

business meeting

noun - Usually an occurance during a one night stand; the business meeting takes place when, upon entering the bedroom, both parties are nude at a strikingly fast rate and go immediately into sex. There is no foreplay. This is straight fucking. Also, one of the parties leaves immediately after as no one hangs around the conference room after a business meeting.

Yeah, I took Jan home from the bar last night. We go to her house and it was a straight business meeting. I don't even think we kissed. I was back at the club in an hour, and I think I lost a sock.

business meeting by dmalanowski January 8, 2010