Mustache madness 

When there's simply too much mustache to handle. If you can't handle the 'stache then get out of Missouri; the mustache capital.

The other week I was chilling in Missouri and I kissed my girlfriend and she complained about my mustache being sufficiently prickly. She claimed it was mustache madness! She was then escorted out of the state because she couldn't handle it.

Mustache madness by Ozzy Fosburn January 24, 2012

element madness 

Every year, school districts across the United States must learn the chemical symbol of 71 elements on the periodic table in an elaborate "challenge science" course offered to those who took the "challenge by choice."
The competition is a quick paced game that allows only the quickest writers and top studiers to win a Texas road house gift card. The game is played by your teacher typing 5 elements or their symbols on the smart board, and you must write the opposite (element or symbol) as fast as possible. Two people play against each other at a time, and it is in the form of a tournament. It is an extremely competitive competition and many teachers offer after school practice.

Bob: I am so ready for the element madness championship tomorrow! Who do you think will win?
Sally: Well Joe broke his right hand, so I'm gonna go with Kaitlyn.

element madness by Period 5 pyschos November 14, 2016

sleep madness 

A condition in which your sleep schedule is horribly messed up.

Severe sleep madness can occur if in your attempt to cure yourself of sleep madness by pulling some stunt, you make it worse.

Such "cures" include:
1) staying up too long to 'readjust' your schedule: e.g. since you woke up at 4, stay up for 28 hours and then you'll be golden.
2) exercising a lot to get tired and go to bed sooner.
3) sleeping a less in order to get tired enough to go to bed at a reasonable hour the next day.

The cures are almost always failures because they are difficult to do correctly, and usually backfire.

1:

Jeff: Oh god I stayed out too late on a Wednesday and ended up going to bed at 3, but then I slept for 12 hours instead of 5 somehow and now I'm screwed.
Tom: Dude, you've got sleep madness. Nothing for it but to stay up until tomorrow evening and then go to bed.
Jeff: yeah but that won't work either, I'll just make it worse.

2:

Jeremy: so I woke up at 4pm yesterday. I figured I'd just stay up for 28 hours or so and solve my problem.. but somehow I got really tired at like 11am and couldn't deal so I went to take a short nap (you know, to make it until a reasonable bedtime). But instead, my alarm didn't wake me up and these beer nuts and guiness I'm having are breakfast. I've got the sleep madness real bad.
Chris: yeah that's some pretty bad sleep madness.

sleep madness by someguy37474 November 22, 2009

Circle of madness 

The circle on the iPhone screen that goes around and around forever while it waits to connect with AT&T's wireless network.

Everytime I see that circle of madness on my iPhone I'm reminded that Luke Wilson is a total whore for doing those commercials saying AT&T's wireless network is faster than Verizon's.

Circle of madness by SloeJim July 4, 2010

march madness 

A term describing the month in which Dish Network subscribers get extremely mad because they can not watch NCAA basketball tournaments on CBS.

Our subscribers are all coming down with a horrible case March Madness, sir!

march madness by Scifience March 10, 2004

Monkey-Madness

To stick your finger up your anal cavity, remove it, and put the fingure up the nose of the girl you are haveing sexual intercorse with. At this time, she will pass out due to the toxic fumes. While she passes out, you carry on your buisness.

After prom, I took his sister and I played a little monkey-madness on her

Monkey-Madness by Heinrich October 20, 2003

Midnight Madness 

12:00 AM of the date when college basketball practice begins.

Colleges have midnight celebrations including split squad games and slam dunk contests

After we watch Doug Wiggins throw down a reverse 360 at Midnight Madness, we're going to Carriage House.

Midnight Madness by FlawlessWalrus April 18, 2006