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Beach Landing 

Beach Landing is when you are defecating and you aim at the porcelain just above the waterline to avoid splash-back and unnecessary noise
Zach: "Hey man, what's up?"
Nick: "Not much, just executed a smooth beach landing."
Zach: "... A what?"
Nick: "A Beach Landing. You know, when you drop a deuce just above the water-line so you don't get water splashing on your butthole."
Zach: "High-five!!"
Beach Landing by Thaddious October 19, 2020
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Jingles Landing 

Refers to when someone lands a vehicle, usually aircraft, in such a manner that it causes damage to the vehicle such as broken wings, but without any casualties. May also apply to submarines on the ocean floor.

Popularized by former Royal Navy sailor/Youtuber Paul "The Mighty Jingles" Charlton, who is notorious for doing this in video games, including in the aforementioned submarine.
The plane is damaged, because the last pilot who flew it made a Jingles Landing and broke the landing gear.
Jingles Landing by YamaTOGII* August 26, 2021

East Lansing 

1) An awesome city in the state of Michigan, home of Michigan State University, one of the coolest colleges in the country.

2) A place where if you live there for at least 10 years you're automatically awesome.
1) "I go to Michigan State, which is in East Lansing, MI."
"Oh that's great. I've heard that's a really cool college!"

2) Mina and Young: "We're from East Lansing."
Mina: "I lived there for about 16 years before moving."
Young: "I've been living here for about 12 years."
"Omg, you guys must be really awesome people. I officially worship the ground you two walk on now!"
Being out without friends or gun/weapon
I catch him lacking yesterday he ran like a Bolt.
Lacking by princ3of508 August 12, 2020

Holland Landing 

This community is located in the town of East Gillimbury. Its about a 5 minute drive to Newmarket. This town is the most chills town ever. There are 2 bars, which are fucken sick and everybody in the town smokes Marijuana and other various drugs such as Mushrooms and what not. There are more drug dealers then pregnet moms in this town, which is chill. Another word for Holland Landing is the H.L. and thats what all us local kids call it. The H.L. is close to a dump of a town called River Drive Park don't get this place confused with the H.L. as River Drive Park is the defention of the word Hick.
Lets go for a drive to the H.L. to buy some drugs.

Mom the Holland Landing bus never came
Holland Landing by kp@15 April 21, 2011

landing gear 

A depressant, usually benzodiazepines (xanax is common), used to come down from a trip on acid, mushrooms, etc.
Man that show got canceled; I wish I had some landing gear to stop my trip
landing gear by psycheshop October 12, 2008