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Americas real past time. Was played way before baseball on this land, so baseball players can go fuck themselves. Lax and hockey are real sports. If you think differently you're a hoser. lax lacrosse hockey
Baseball player: Wanna play baseball?

Anyone: So you can roid rage? No thanks.

Baseball Player: Ever tried hitting a 90 mph fastball?

Lax Bro: No, because I try to defend 120 mph shots.
Lax by Tim Kentwood June 12, 2012
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LAX by Hornet September 11, 2003
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short for LAXATIVE, a substance that gives people a bad case of the shits.
It is very to spike foods/drinks with lax.

I lax'ed the cake i gaiv him for his birthday.
lax by HDR February 4, 2004
los angeles' airport's airport code
Donko flew into LAX in his private jumbo jet at 11 am.
LAX by Robert Trent Jones Jr. September 8, 2003
Short for Latin American eXchange, a stable in TNA wrestling. The group consists of Konnan, the leader, Homicide, the fast guy, and (Hotstuff) Hernandez, the power man. Originally Apolo was in place of Hernandez, and then Machete who returned to push around Konnan's wheelchair when he was "injured". They have been in feuds with such teams as the Voodoo Kin Mafia (aka New Age Outlaws) with BG James (roaddogg)s dad, Team 3D (aka the dudley boys), Chris Daniels and AJ Styles, and Hector Guerrero. They are very good wrestlers and have a highly marketable gimmick, being "militant thugs".
Homicide uses a finisher called the Cop/Gringo Killa, aka the Kudoh driver/Vertebreaker, which can easily break your neck, and Hernandez uses a move called the BorderToss, which involves him throwing his opponent from a crucifix powerbomb position all the way across the ring. Hernandez is also notable for being remarkably agile, despite being around 6'2" and 300 lbs of solid muscle, and does suicide dives to the outside and other visually stunning moves for a man his size.
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That Gringo Killa Homicide did on AJ was sickening, I thought his neck snapped like a popsicle stick.
Hernandez threw some jobber clear across the ring with the Bordertoss, and nobody gets up from that.
LAX by zantaf August 15, 2007
I need to stick a lax in my butthole
lax by Billiam Beaver June 10, 2017
1. Los Angeles International Airport
2. Supplement to speed up digestive tract
3. Da most brosome game in da world. Invented by those indians, playin it and canada and something to do wit the other lax bros.
1. OMG, LAX is one of the worst airports i've ever been to next to Hartsfield-Jackson and La Guardia.
2. Bitch, get me some lax. I gotta take a shit!
3. Just finished chillin with da lax bros. Gotta go to da lax practice to go beat those hoes.
LAX by Herbertheperver April 7, 2011