I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts 

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts by green923jade January 9, 2021

I would rather walk the 8k's home 

When you would rather walk a certain amount of km's to your house from your current location in order to leave an uncomfortable environment.

"I would rather walk the 8k's home than deal with Sharon right now as she is making me feel really uncomfortable".

I would rather walk the 8k's home by Lilblondedevil September 27, 2021

i would never dance for a man 

what every single Tik Tok person says, like dang

tik tok person:i would never dance for a man,but him!

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'starts dancing like a garbage'

i would never dance for a man by ok i pull up June 12, 2022

I would have to tap the declaration of independence 📜 And Print Out The Coat Of Arms Three Times.

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Person 0: I would have to tap the declaration of independence 📜 And Print Out The Coat Of Arms Three Times.

I would have to tap the declaration of independence 📜 And Print Out The Coat Of Arms Three Times. by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

I WOULD HAVE TO TAP THE COAT OF ARMS AND DECLERATION OF INDEPENDENCE THREE TIMES. 

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Person 190: I WOULD HAVE TO TAP THE COAT OF ARMS AND DECLERATION OF INDEPENDENCE THREE TIMES.

I WOULD HAVE TO TAP THE COAT OF ARMS AND DECLERATION OF INDEPENDENCE THREE TIMES. by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025

I would have it immediately

If you would divulge where this is going but you are not going that so you can say that I don't have any.

Hym "I would have it immediately and you know that. I'm not letting you do this and get away with it. No one had to die here and I can already guarantee you've wasted more lives than you were willing to expend to make a point that you didn't make because I AM NOT NOR HAVE I EVER BEEN WORSE THAN THE MEN YOU FUCK INSTEAD OF ME. Give me my money and treat my ailment. I'm accepting exactly zero conditions and I'm not rescinding anything."

I would have it immediately by Hym Iam June 19, 2025

I would’ve miss it for the world 

Someone that means that they will always do what they said because the enthusiasm they have for that event or person

You’re gonna be here, right?

Yeah, I would’ve miss it for the world

I would’ve miss it for the world by Itsreliable August 18, 2025