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Titus Young Hat Trick 

The act of being arrested three times in one week, named for former Detroit Lions WR Titus Young.
Guy 1: Dude did you hear about Steve?

Guy 2: Yeah, he got arrested twice already this week!

Guy 1: Hey look, the police are arresting someone!

Guy 2: Yup, it's Steve.

Guy 1: It's the Titus Young Hat Trick!

Danny Paille hat trick 

when a hockey player gets 2 assists in the same game
Joe: dude I totally got the first 2 assists of my career tonight

Mike: holy fuck no way the rarely-seen Danny Paille hat trick!!! congrats brosef
Danny Paille hat trick by CVdizzle January 13, 2010

Velvet Hat Trick 

A sexual act involving:

1: A threesome.
2: Using all three female orifices in the same session.
1: My boyfriend threatened to break up with me unless we did a Velvet Hat Trick, so I bought a prostitute.
2: My boyfriend threatened to break up with me unless we did a Velvet Hat Trick, so I bought some vaseline.
Velvet Hat Trick by Zanderif September 26, 2007

Gordie Howe Hat Trick 

A term used to describe the great Howe's ideal game: a goal, an assist, and a fight.
That Mike is crazy. Last night he pulled off a Gordie Howe Hat Trick.
Gordie Howe Hat Trick by Jack Butler February 21, 2007

FDR Hat Trick 

An American President can achieve a "FDR Hat Trick" if they experience an economic crisis and a war, all while having a debilitating disease, during his or her time in office.
FDR went through the Great Depression, and World War II, and remained one of the most accomplished presidents even though he had polio, and scored himself a FDR Hat Trick.

The only other president to have an FDR Hat Trick was President George W. Bush, who led the nation through Iraq, through an economic clusterfuck, but was elected even though he is mentally retarded.
FDR Hat Trick by The Pie Piracy January 16, 2009

Philly Hat Trick 

Taking the Philly Taco to the next level.

Ingredients:
1. Butterscotch Tastykake (preferably from Wawa)
2. Cheesesteak from Jim's on South Street.
3. One slice of pizza from Lorenzo's on South Street

Assembly Instructions:
1. Unwrap the Tastykake and place both halves inside the cheesesteak
2. Wrap the pizza slice around the cheesesteak/Tastykake combo to complete the Holy Trinity
3. Devour in delight
A: What's a good way to make my heart explode?
B: The Philly Hat Trick.