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gaydar BETA 

A form of gaydar most commonly, but not always found in persons with ambiguous sexuality or faghags. It does have glitches and occassionaly fails, specifically with short-term scans such as 'first glance'. It's two main functions include a shock absorber for when someone comes out of the closet and finding potential hook-ups for one's gay counterpart.
My coming out doesn't surprise you?
No, my gaydar BETA picked up on that years ago.
gaydar BETA by Linalin February 25, 2009
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Gaydar assassin 

A straight person who wears clothes that make him look gay, often to the frustration of other gay men.
His jeans were so tight I was sure he played for my team, but it turns out he was just a gaydar assassin.

Gaydar detector 

A gaydar is well known as a sence that makes a person able to single out a homosexual in a crowd.

A gaydar detector is a piece of machinary that singles out the person able to spot homosexuals in a crowd.

The form and color of the machinary varies from brand to brand.
Person 1: Hey you see that guy over there?
Person 2: ...yeah?
Person 1: Look at my Gaydar detector
Person 2: The needle is totally pointing towards him!
Gaydar detector by Rollo Mungo November 30, 2009

Gaydar Jammer 

A person (most commonly Russian or Persian) who you cannot tell if he/she is gay or straight. it is most commonly used when you think the person is attractive.
1.) that russian is a gaydar jammer, unless he figure skates I will never be able to tell his sexuality.

2.) Damn it Mary, that hotie persian man is eying but he's a total gaydar jammer, he's stylish but it's with things only a persian would think were cool.
Gaydar Jammer by snapmagic April 28, 2009

gaydar dectector 

when a straight guy can tell from a 6th sense that there is a homosexual in the room or place he just walked in

or

when a gay person walks past you and you get the bone chilling feeling that the person was gay
*steve just walks in the room* my gaydar dectector is going off...there are 5 gay people in here. 2 at the bar, 1 is with his girlie friends and the other 2 are OH MY GOD thats fuckin disgusting

*steve walks past a gay dude* that guy tripped my gaydar detector. faaaaaaag
gaydar dectector by The Lost Game November 15, 2009

gaydar detector 

A kind of "sixth sense" that allows a flamboyantly homosexual man, or masculine homosexual woman, to play up their macho/feminine side upon entering a "gay-unfriendly" area.
Les's gaydar detector was going crazy when she drove to Laramie.
gaydar detector by dachagalluntum November 7, 2009
Word of the Day on November 15, 2009

Gaydar squats

When your "Gaydar" goes off during a squat session.

Gaydar Squats: "Mr. Sullivan's wrestling attire was setting off Mr. Weiss' Gaydar while having Mr. Sullivan Spot him during an intense session of squats."
Gaydar squats by Daveyboy23 December 16, 2008