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What you name your dog's favorite and dirtiest chew toy. Or, your mom.
Hannah: Did you know my name is a palindrome?

Todd: Did you know I don't care?

Hannah: Geez... hey, what the hell is that in your dog's mouth?

Todd: Oh that? That's just Dirty Bird Jenkins. He loves that thing.

Hannah: Oh,ok. Hey, did you know my middle name is Racecar? Also a palin...

Todd: Palemdrome, we get it. Who invited you here anyway?

Hannah: Your mom.
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Dirty Bird Stache 

When you stick your middle finger up your poopy butt and proceed to wipe it on your upper lip.
I gave myself a dirty bird stache yesterday and I loved it!
Dirty Bird Stache by Sauce!! May 12, 2025

The Dirty Bird 

KFC (formally known as Kentucky Fried Chicken).
The dirty bird sounded like a good idea at the time, but after eating there I feel ashamed.
The Dirty Bird by Jmae October 28, 2008

The Dirty Bird 

A Rochester, NY term for a woman simulataneously taking 3 men, one in her mouth and one in each hand. She bobs her head vigorously and flaps her arms up and down with the two dudes in her hands creating a "birdlike effect" hence the term DIRTY BIRD.
"Yo, you, me and Herbie should get that chick to give us the dirty bird. I got mouth"
The Dirty Bird by Harold R. Johnson September 6, 2006

pull a dirty bird 

This is where a man is at the bar buying a woman drinks and another man swoops in and takes the drunk woman home for sex without spending a single dollar. While pulling a dirty bird one could add insult to injury by doing the infamous Atlanta Falcons Dirty Bird dance to celebrate.
If you are out at the bar and notice a dirty bird type woman accepting free drinks from another man, one could swoop in and pull a dirty bird on the dirty bird.
pull a dirty bird by pornopilot August 21, 2008

The Dirty Bird 

Like a mama bird feeding her babes ...When a guy cums in your mouth and you spit it back in his mouth to swallow.
He told me to swallow his load and I totally the dirty bird to that mother fucker.
The Dirty Bird by Igotawoody September 15, 2016

Charleston Dirty Bird 

The act of sticking one's middle finger up another's asshole
Cameron got a Charleston Dirty Bird and now he can't sit for a week