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Literally the most retarded person you will ever meet. He doesn't have the capability of making friends. People laugh at him not with him. He's also very uneducated, so much so that he can't even spell "Dylan" correctly. Synonym: Headass
Dude, stop being a Dillon, you're making an ass of yourself.
Dillon by RndmGuyYaDntKnw October 8, 2015
A womanizing man slut that thinks he can play multiple girls at once. Hes amazing and makes you feel special. Wont apologize and will just ignore you. Wont say sorry for the lies or deceit and you'll miss him even if you DEFINITELY shouldnt.
"Did Dillon ever apologize for being with someone else?"
"No and it hurts so much but I miss him. DAMN THAT DILLON! "
Dillon by BatGirl69 May 6, 2014
A sneaky and annoying type of guy that is ugly and usually single.
Dillon by Jeter la pisco November 14, 2014
a raging homosexual who always accuses people of being inbred but in fact he is the one who is inbred. he also has a huge loose vagina because he is a dumpster slut. he also has a witch shaped nose and does a damn good joker impression while giving head to all guys he sees. hees like hey you got a penis yeah ill suck it.
guy 1: hey do you have a penis.

guy 2: yea i do Dillon Wood.

guy 1: woot woot i love sucking dick.
Dillon by jminch May 22, 2009
a faggot who enjoys sucking freshmen's dicks too much
hi im dillon i love sucking freshmen's dicks
dillon by busbusdickbus October 18, 2010
a stupid dumb arsewhole, who cannot even spell the word 'fucking' properly
you are so unlucky to have dillon for a brother