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Shell-Dicking 

The act of evicting a turtle from his home shell via backend penetration such that one's penis becomes the new inhabitant of said shell.
Shell-dicking:
I'd like to shell-dick Yertle the Turtle.
That turtle didn't pay his rent, so I had to shell-dick his ass to the street.
Shell-Dicking by Auriman May 21, 2018

dicking around 

dicking around by Staboner October 29, 2003

Quick-Dicking

1. To be taken by surprise in an attack.
2. Pre-ejaculating during sex.
3. Going around screwing everyone
"That black man keeps quick-dicking me!"
"That camper keeps quick-dicking me on Black Ops!"
"I heard about you quick-dicking all those guys around town!"
"Dude, he is known for quick-dicking right before he gets laid
Quick-Dicking by CityWok666 June 29, 2011
one who has a small penis
or baby penis

a baby duck is small so it is a duckling
a baby penis is small so it is a dickling
what an ugly dickling in your ugly goodwill pants
dickling by Monkey Man April 7, 2003

Diapering 

The act of wearing a life jacket upside down like a diaper in order to make your upper body less constricted. This is usually done while drinking copious amounts of Pabst Blue Ribbon or other inexpensive beers in an ocean or lake.
We had a blast on JB's boat the other day. We were just diapering all day in the lake ripping Blue Ribbons.
Diapering by sillyrascal August 24, 2010