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Cunted; is to be punished for a wrong doing by a person of female gender, where in they will leap up above you (or wait above doorways to cunt you unexpectedly) and drop down onto you, at which point you would then disappear into the genitalia of this female.
Jack: "You're going to be late for Physics; you're going to get cunted."
Alex: (Walks into a Physics lesson late) “Hi Miss, Sorry I am late…”
Teacher: (Cunts Alex) “And then he’s gone”.
Cunted by Jimbo-M October 8, 2011
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Cuntedness 

The quality or state of being a cunt.
Moley: "You really are a FILTHY. CUNT"
Garbs: "I am a FILTHY. CUNT. Your fault, you bring it out in me!"
Moley: "You bring your filthy cuntedness out of yourself".
Cuntedness by IAHryan December 18, 2010

chunked out of your bean 

incredibly drunk

counter cucked

When you cheat on your girlfriend and then you find out that your girlfriend was getting gangbanged every other day by 7 brollic black dudes.
Damn, I just got counter cucked by this girl Shaniqua. Life sucks.
counter cucked by tackis August 28, 2017

dream cucked 

An extremely rare situation when the one who is being cucked is sleeping and dreaming about the person they love who is being fucked in the same bed the one who was cucked is sleeping in.
He did you here about Jason?
Oh yeah he got dream cucked.

Ket Cunted 

When you’re absolutely off chops either having taken ketamine or not.
My dog just told me he’s allergic to gluten. But dogs can’t talk and I don’t have a dog. I feel ket cunted.
Ket Cunted by Geophph August 16, 2019