couched 

i was couched...
couching someone means when a couple fight and live together, one, usually the male, gets kicked out of the bedroom and goes and sleeps on the couch, meaning he just got couched...

being in the doghouse...

Guy1: I just had a big fight with my girl...

Guy2: So have you been couched??

Guy1: Yup...

couched by blthrskt April 26, 2009

Coocheese 

When your cooch smells like cheese

*Wash your damn cooch hoe*

“Damn that girl had hella coocheese I was boutta throw up”

Coocheese by 🖤*OHHHH FUCKKKKKK* 🤤 November 7, 2020

Red Couched 

Its where your left leg is on the arm rest and ur right leg kneeling on the seats, and constantly getting penetrated by a penis On a red couch with jewels and diamonds in the United Kingdom. Also known as getting royally fucked.

I just red couched Victor at the garden party

Red Couched by yuqg on IG May 27, 2021

couched 

Left out of things, as in not knowing a secret.

I was feeling so couched when everyone started talking about Melissa's surprise party. I mean, no one told me that she was having one.

couched by LadyLove December 29, 2007

coochenis lover 

A person who is attracted to a person who has both male and female reproductive organs.. in other words a person who thinks hermaphroditism is a turn on.

Pat: So, is bob going out with a tranny now?
Sam: No.. I think heshe is actually a hermaphrodite...

Pat: OHHH So bob IS a coochenis lover!!!

coochenis lover by She Who Flies With Pegacorns December 2, 2009

Coocheese 

When a sweaty fat woman pulls apart her vagina lips and they resemble the pulling apart of a grilled cheese sandwich.

These bartenders are gonna have some nasty coocheese after this shift.

Coocheese by Goochgobbler July 18, 2020

Conched 

When someone punches you in the crotch with a conch shell.

(Friend walks over and hits you in the crotch with a conch shell)
You've just been CONCHED!!

Conched by EdmundBlackadder June 9, 2011