Amsterdam clam bake 

We three or more homeless chucks break into your government Ford Cmax and smash nasties. This leaves their essence throughout the enterior.

I'm awaiting the insurance claim form the recent Amsterdam clam bake in my car.

Amsterdam clam bake by DSTAB November 17, 2016

Baby Clam Bake 

A perverted pedophile's dream, a large gathering of young girls such as a sleepover or recess at school.

June, a very sick man, went to the playground to experience a baby clam bake.

Baby Clam Bake by hdfghdjgfjsd January 18, 2008

clam baker

One who puts the pussy on a Pedastole.

Devorced boss mid 40's clam bakes (clam-baker) with the guys on a daily bases. Wears rings on his pinky finger.

Usually your best friends, friend talks up the pussy but your buddies in fact know he's GAY.

Devorced boss mid 40's clam bakes (clam baker) with the guys on a daily bases. Wears rings on his pinky finger.

clam baker by G-MONEY06492 August 2, 2006

Clam Baked 

The female version of being tea bagged. Usually happens when someone is napping on the couch or passed out on the floor at a party. It can only occur if only vagina or taint touches the head, it does not count if any booty is used. Can be done with or without pants. Can also be know as clam basting.

Jaims: Gary is passed out on the floor.

Blakely: Hold my pants. He's about to get clam baked.

Clam Baked by bigern80 March 18, 2013

Clam Baked 

A level of high only attained by those who truly smoke. A state of being in which one can physically feel music and visually manifest thought. This is usually accompanied by a sense of security, as if enveloped by a protective clam shell.

3 bong rips and 2 backwoods in, Tim was so clam baked that he could sing with his toes.

Clam Baked by Mitpal December 18, 2018

Twice Baked Clam 

When a fart goes up your vagina. Like a secondhand pussy fart.

I can't sit back without fear of a twice baked clam.

Twice Baked Clam by Saint Penisburg October 1, 2015

Boston Baked Clam 

a sexual position in where a male squats with his arms out in front. a female is positioned underneath the man, lickin ass, a.k.a. tossin the salad

Jane was giving Bill a boston baked clam last night when he farted.

Boston Baked Clam by CockWild November 25, 2009