twice baked potato 

A turd that has been replaced in the butthole then crapped out a second time.

My leg was asleep and I didn't feel like getting up so I just grabbed a floater out of the toilet and stuck it back in for a twice baked potato.

twice baked potato by c. rollz October 19, 2013

Alabama Baked Potato 

The act of having sex in an oven (often 350 degrees), and afterwards rolling in bacon and smuthering eachother in ranch dressing. After that, the go eat baked potatoes and give eachother black names.

Brad: Yo' I banged Danielle last night, she was delicous and i ended up calling her Sha'NayNay!

Scott: That sounds like a delicous alabama baked potato!

Alabama Baked Potato by CoolFatandWhite April 20, 2011

the baked potato 

a very homosexual act, rumored to last upwards of 3 years. see baked potato

adam likes the baked potato

the baked potato by Wally Zerbuiac August 31, 2005

Twice Baked Potato 

When you fuck someone in the ass, quickly pull out and while the hole is still gaping open, turn around and shit in their ass so they then have to squeeze your turd out of their butt, thereby having the poo "twice baked".

I gave her a twice baked potato and she won't call me anymore.

Twice Baked Potato by Jeff Bee August 15, 2007

Loaded Baked Potato 

The paradoxical visual juxtaposition of a youthful-looking vaginal area/pelvic triangle coupled by bloated and probably overstimulated, dirty and discolored labia.
Wizard sleeves - far before the vagina's time.

I saw you staring at Anberlin's booty-shorts camel toe, but you don't know that bitch gots loaded baked potato!

Loaded Baked Potato by JoshuaJordan October 15, 2008

Loaded Baked Potato 

When you take a dump in a pillow case and then while fucking from behind you smash their face into the pillow

In order to perform the loaded baked potato doody must be put in the pillowcase

Loaded Baked Potato by Jackie Janson October 15, 2008

Twice-Baked Potato

When excrement is purged from one person's rectum and subsequently placed/pushed into another person's. A third housing would result in a "thrice-baked".

The carpet would need a Dyson-style cleaning after the couple attempted the Twice-Baked Potato.

Twice-Baked Potato by MattonlyMoore July 20, 2009