chestnuts roasting on an open fire 

When you nut on a girl's chest in front of a fire. Instead of cleaning it up you just leave it on her to be slowly cooked onto the skin.

"Man last night I gave her chestnuts roasting on an open fire...it was so romantic"

chestnuts roasting on an open fire by KaigedStupidity April 15, 2021

an old fuck

when your fuck a person that is over 60 years old. like your grandmother or an old babysitter or something.

Person 1: dude i fucked our babysitter.
Person 2: dude she was in her 60s.
Person 1: we were in LOVE!!!!
Person 2: haha you had an old fuck.

an old fuck by bearded abe March 5, 2005

an ugly fine 

where somebody cute but ugly at the same time

Person: Damn she cute
Other Person: Nah bro..she kinda ugly
Person: Yeah now that I'm really looking at her she is..
Other Person: She an ugly fine

an ugly fine by $NEEZE May 1, 2019

Fuck an old fucker but you cant shit an old shitter 

You can have sex with an old sex partner but you cant bull shit an old bull shitter.

Grandpa looks down at his grandson after he tells a hella of a lie and tells him grandson you can "Fuck an old fucker but you cant shit an old shitter", go tell that bull shit story to some younger generation because I'm not buying it.

Fuck an old fucker but you cant shit an old shitter by L3ft b3hind April 15, 2010

Help an Anti-Furry day 

Help an anti furry day occurs after beat an anti-furry day (january 2nd) and its a day where you help the anti-furries and get revenge on the furries

Oh boy, its Help an Anti-Furry day, grab the medi-gun, cure the anti-furries AND LETS BEAT THESE FURRIES

Help an Anti-Furry day by Sushigamer666 December 3, 2022

A.N.T.F.Y.A. 

Another
Night
To
Fuck
Your
Ass

Bob ask Jill for an A.N.T.F.Y.A.

A.N.T.F.Y.A. by Bill1111111111111111 April 6, 2010

An Uncle Fester 

An irritating roommate that constantly makes life difficult.

I got home today and found out that my roomate Will pulled An Uncle Fester, he cancelled our Internet service without warning because he has a gambling addiction.

Uncle Fester is at it again, he took all my laundry out of the dryer and through on the top of the dryer because he has to do his laundry at the same time I do mine.

An Uncle Fester by Glowspank December 19, 2016