The Inverse Abe Lincoln

Occurs when someone's pubic hair is intentionally trimmed, usually while this person sleeps, and applied to their face using semen as a bonding agent.

Joe: "Hey robby, Did you hear about anthony?"

Robby: "No, what happened"

Joe: "Oh, Adam gave him the inverse abe lincoln while he was passed out."

Robby: "Eww, Gross!"

The Inverse Abe Lincoln by Pirate Suite October 9, 2006

angry abe lincoln 

A combination of the Abe Lincoln and Angry Dragon. When getting head and nearing climax, shove your cock into her throat, making the cum and her cough come out of her nose. The cum will run down her upper lip and chin. Proceed to throwing your saved stash of shaven pubic hair onto her face, creating a full beard. She will probably be pretty damn angry when she wakes up.

Roni will get the ol' Angry Abe Lincoln sometime in her life.

angry abe lincoln by Got patron in my cup October 19, 2006

modified abe lincoln 

we all know and love the abe lincoln - cumming on an unconcious (either by drinking, or donkey punch) girls face, trimming her pubes, and giving her an abe lincoln beard.

The modified abe lincoln is the same thing, only a hitler moustache.

check out the modified abe lincoln i gave the passed out girl in the basement.

modified abe lincoln by rezombied November 5, 2005

Creamy Abe Lincoln

A shot in the dark with steamed milk and or a hairy man in a top hat with whip cream on his nips

Nothing hits the spot like a good creamy Abe Lincoln

Creamy Abe Lincoln by Nfhwhdhes June 23, 2019

The Abe Lincoln 

1. A style of manscaping in which one completely shaves or trims entire pubic area with the exception of the testicular region, leaving to grow in excess.

2. Shortly trimmed pubes with a sweet "ball fro".

Got a hot date tonight...better freshen up the Abe Lincoln.

The Abe Lincoln by makeemsaydooby June 12, 2011

building Abe Lincoln's log cabin

It is the act of masterbating by pretending to be four slaves building Abe Lincoln's log cabin out of popsickle sticks. You paint the popsickle sticks brown, before you start, and then proceed to slap your dick with teh sicks until you blow your load.

* you say that is what someone is doing when they are screwing around.

Wazula: Why aren't you playing halo are you building Abe Lincoln's log cabin.
Ace8904: Yes

building Abe Lincoln's log cabin by Ace8904 February 4, 2008

the abe lincoln 

when u cum on a girls face and than shave your pubic region throwing the pubes on her face

you gizz on a girl's face and shave your pubes and throw them on her making her look like abe lincoln

the abe lincoln by Big R August 29, 2003