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hood jockey 

confetti rappin, fake ass, half steppin ass, no swag, no game, frontin brothas who ride others street cred, or they kiss so much ass the person as part of a crew iz brought to the scene to fame

rappers include: lil wayne, mike jones, bubba sparxxx, nelly, chingy, tony yayo, p diddy, fred durst,paul wall

groups: st lunatic, or whatever the the fuck they calll themselves, half of g unit, and all them niggaz from USDA
dude: " you hear that tony yayo's new album is called, im 50 cents's tax writeoff?
dude2: yea, that nigga is a dick riddin hood jockey

paul wall: can i be on swishahouse, and cut confetti remixes if i give u a grill
mike jones: yea, now suck my dick

slim thug has a harom of houston jock riders, including paul wall,Chamillionaire, and lupe fiasco
hood jockey by kansascityking99 March 28, 2009
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Gym Jockey

The man or women at your local gym who through hard work is not only fit and healthy but has a perfectly toned body. They guy or girl we all aspire to be when we join the gym. The man or women on the front cover of Men's or Women's Health respectively. Driven, determined and ambitious the gym jockey is generally successful in other fields of their lives too.
I wish I look as toned as that girl, she's a real gym jockey; I have a race coming up next month. To win I need to be a real gym jockey; To be that buff he must be a gym jockey; I don't know where he gets his energy from he must be a real gym jockey
Gym Jockey by Lateral73 August 7, 2011

Nozzle jockey 

Pete loves being the nozzle jockey on the deuce and a half
Nozzle jockey by FF guy July 4, 2015
To be totally exhausted both mentally and physically.

jockey butter 

The oily, smelly residue that is a result of the accumulation of sweat, dirt, and left behind stuff between your ass cheeks after a long run or other sweaty physical training session.
My underwear was full of jockey butter after running a half-marathon.

I can't believe it's not jockey butter!
jockey butter by gooty2 January 22, 2010

Jacked Car Bomb

A potentially lethal cocktail of jack daniels and lighter fluid. Abreviated to JCB
Z: Yo man i need a Jacked Car Bomb up in here.

Bar tender: Is u crazy? Aiight

Jacked Up 

A “Jacked Up” is a 4x4 vehicle usually a pick up truck modified for off roading
I’ll take my jacked up and drop her down in 4x4
Jacked Up by Mumbl3s8p August 4, 2019