Dirty Diego 

When a woman is receiving vaginal oral stimulation from another man or woman of Mexican decent. Then, during the beginning stages of her orgasm, her body will start to involuntarily spasm and twitch at which point the Spaniard must immediately proceed to punch her in the kidneys repeatedly as hard as humanly possible. If this is performed correctly, the woman will squirt vaginal secretions mixed with blood from her damaged kidneys out of her urethra causing a Dirty Diego.

-Hey champ!
-Waddup hotshot.
-You do anything crazy last night?
-Eh, not really.
-What did you do?
-I just gave some hussy named Chastity a dirty diego.
-Holy shit! are you serious? Atta boy...atta boy

Dirty Diego by Rkellyisacockgobbler69 February 6, 2012

San Diego Toupee 

Taking a poop in your hand and slapping it on your spouses or whoever's head.

I've been holding out, till tonight when I give you a mondo San Diego Toupee
or
After i eat this chili dog I'll give that bald man a San Diego Toupee.

San Diego Toupee by Alan Woodward December 6, 2004

San Diego Shit Sandwich 

A sexual experience with a hispanic female in intestinal distress

When you're eating out a mexican from Tijuana and she let's loose a fart, which actually winds up being a shart and you ingest some of the sticky suprise, now that's a San Diego Shit Sandwich

San Diego Shit Sandwich by GringoTN April 4, 2009

San Diego Thank You

A kiss given while sitting on the toilet.

Guy 1 to All: I've got to go hit the john.
Guy 2 to Girl: Go give him a San Diego thank you!

San Diego Thank You by Some_Guy19 April 18, 2010

San Diego 

Once a sleepy fishing village and Spanish Mission, San Diego has degenerated into forgetful and unfortunate suburb of the Los Angeles "splurb", that is, the suburban sprawl that grew through Orange County and San Diego like a cancer. Sadly, the "Sun Tax" mentality of local employers offers very little in terms of pay and benefits that one needs to reach the San Diego once-high affordability index, which favors only the huge homeless population as well as those who live 20 people to a small house (e.g. Phillipinos, Mexicans etc) as well as the high number of people living on welfare and Section 8 subsidies. In recent years, the high tide of illegal immigration and the bursting housing bubble has reduced San Diego to a has-been border city where all mortgages are under water, crime is high, drugs (esp crystal meth) are everywhere, auto theft is epidemic, while assault and homicide aren't even news. This is merely a few of the wonderful benefits that come from being Tijuana's closest neighbor. The only one thing San Diego had going was The Chargers, which also have become a laughable member of the NFL. The Chargers have never won a Superbowl ... and never will. Meantime, San Diego remains a wonderful place for terrorists to live undetected.

I used to live in San Diego in the early 1980's. After years of spinning my wheels and working my ass off, I finally gave up on the low pay and slave wages and moved to a real city. Thank God I had enough sense to stay out of real estate there, given the housing meltdown and the bankruptcy of a city that can barely stay above water.

San Diego by Frediam September 19, 2011

San Diego Sidewinder

The San Diego Sidewinder (n) Is the act of randomly walking up to someone and kicking them in the testicals as hard as you can.

I just gave that retarded guy a mean San Diego Sidewinder.

San Diego Sidewinder by Clinton Kuykendall December 8, 2007

san diego 

HAS NO CONNECTIONS WITH GERMANY/DOES NOT MEAN WHALE'S VAGINA



has killer weed for everyone at this site. has hot beaches and bitches for surfin and screwin. mountains great for mountainboarding, skateparks and hills great for skateboarding, close to snowy mountains for snowboarding, home of a shitty football team and a baseball team i do not watch because baseball barely passes as a sport, has great schools, and is close to mexico, if you ever need to do something not entirely legal. people at my school (mt carmel high school, bitch) have TJ weekeneds, in which they go to tiajuana, get drunk and/or high, and the night usually ends in hookers.



no matter what you do, san diego has something for you, and is truly





the world's finest city.

my city can kick your city's ass

san diego by Johnny Richter February 20, 2005