An Egg Shart is someone who smells like
rotten egg. Not any old
rotten egg though, an egg that has been sitting at the bottom of your neighbor's feet. It smells like they have just had
explosive diarrhea and sharted out 10,000 year old eggs that have been sitting in there guts for weeks. The egg shart has a special sloppy texture, that feels wet and juicy if you were to sit down. AN EGG SHART IS ALSO A SAYING TO DESCRIBE SOMEONE.