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A-Sanchez 

Extending your time off between consecutive work weeks by two additional days.
Matt; hey boss can you put me in the book to take Friday and Saturday off? Boss; so you want A-Sanchez again?!
A-Sanchez by Aquatic center June 21, 2017

Vincent Sanchez 

A self absorbed gamer with no reason to leave his home, he will never get a girlfriend. He is smarter than everyone and taller than everyone. I hope you learned how much better he is than you.
Wow, Vincent Sanchez is single never would have seen that coming!
Vincent Sanchez by DannysSecretLover September 7, 2017

Leroy Sanchez

An amazing and talented Mexican singer. He's also a cover artist.
Person 1: Leroy Sanchez's music is sooo good!

Person 2: Who dat?

Person 1 and every other fan: *Gasp*
Leroy Sanchez by sasscheeks October 21, 2017

martin sanchez 

The dude is short but hes martin sanchez
martin sanchez by Djkhaledfannn January 9, 2018

Salsa Sanchez

Sexual position similar to the "Dirty Sanchez" but preformed durring a womans menstrual cycle
My lady was on her period, so I had to give her a Salsa Sanchez last night.

Smithy Sanchez 

You may have heard of a dirty sanchez but this is much more filthy. It's when you find out a player isn't playing in a forthcoming fantasy gameweek and you transfer them out for someone who is. Despicable behaviour
Smithy: "Phew, just transferred out an overpriced underperforming midfielder because he's not in the starting XI tonight"

Everyone: "Wait, what, have you just pulled a Smithy Sanchez?"

Smithy: *feels guilt for the rest of time*

Cecil: "Push the lion button"