The term Straight Edge originates from Emoy little fucks who stay home at night and cut themselves (with a straight edge) while their friends are out partying hard. Straight edge "parties" commonly have such entertaining games as pin the tail on the donkey, and who can stay up the longest without succumbing to boredom induced exhaustion; a step up from being a Mormon, but still a mass of displaced losers in society, adhering to another pointless fad. Straight edges rarely go to non-straight edge parties, because they woe to know what they're missing out on.

"Only Good Charlotte and this straight edge understand my plight..."

Straight Edge by Lanan June 25, 2005

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The Edge

a radio station in toronto that claims to play new and innovative music but, in actuality, plays commercialized ass crap.

"i was listening to the edge, but then they started playing sum 41 so i smashed my radio."

The Edge by radio whore November 9, 2003

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edge

also known as my friend oreo or ill negro de blonc or really really white mother fucker

l suit third floor west hall

edge by whats cooler than cool ice cold mother fuckers November 2, 2003

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