Jabba Jockey 

A jabba jockey is a person who likes to have sexuall intercoures with fat people.

"Dude that guy just fucked that fat bint,"
OMG hez a jabba jockey

Jabba Jockey by richard1000 June 1, 2007

Jocelyn 

A boss ass bitch. She cares about you no matter what. That one girl that makes all the girls question their sexuality. Possibly chubby and is proud. Might be dying inside, and if she cries in front of you, be honored cause she hides her tears a lot. Pretty as fuck as well tall.

Girl 1: Damn, Jocelyn is making me question if I’m straight or not.
Girl 2: I know right?!

Jocelyn by TheTrashPotato August 11, 2018

Brown Jacket 

Taking a dump on someone's chest and then smearing it all over their chest like a brown jacket.

She said she was cold, so I pooped on her chest and smeared it into a brown jacket.

Brown Jacket by Kalmah, Genius, and Most Hated May 10, 2010

Green Jacket 

(n.) the prize bestowed each year to the golfer who wins the Masters Tournament at Augusta National...but more importantly:
(v.) (-s, -ed, -ing) a) to absolutely and completely master something, b) to become master over something/someone
Alt. Spelling: Green-Jacket, greenjacket, g-jay

i)
Harold: "Yo man, how did your interview go?"
Kumar: "I straight up Green Jacketed that shit, son."
ii)
Harry: "Hey, how'd you night with Laura end up?"
Lloyd: "I g-jayed that vag all night long."

Green Jacket by twoods1 February 26, 2008

jockey wanks 

a school piggy back game played on a tump.
upto 10 pairs of battling jockeys on the back of there mate (the wank)trying to unseat the jockey or push the wank down the hill using arms and feet etc. started at st clements school in worcester, england in the early 80s.

come on lads lets go and have a game of jockey wanks and see whos the best.

jockey wanks by Tudgey October 21, 2008

shlong jockey 

someone who rides a penis

"that guy is a bit of a shlong jockey aint he" "damn right, he rides it like a melbourne Cup horse"

shlong jockey by sir alfred winggingly, the 14th disiple of the dali lama October 21, 2004

germ jockey

A child in day care that is always bringing home illnesses and spreading them to family members.

I got a cold from the germ jockey last week.

germ jockey by John Romine August 21, 2008